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Alex Grey's avatar

*sigh* I don't think I have any ponies that illustrate this point... or maybe I do.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wait, what? Fresh bread?

What time is lunch tomorrow?

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Unforgotten's avatar

The Dagwood sandwiches DO exist?

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bobbert's avatar

There is no bottom to the scum pond.

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SterWonk's avatar

"I damn near shit my pants ..."

Ted Nugent? What are you doing here?!?

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Alex Grey's avatar

RD, fully plans to steal all the books from the library...

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Alex Grey's avatar

Much more divinely tasty looking...

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beatbort's avatar

She says journalists who think her book sucks are guilty of a "betrayal of their craft". Craft? Maybe that was the problem all along with her. She saw journalism as a craft, you know, like working with Play-Doh or woodburning kits, whereas every journalist I know (including myself) consider it a "profession."

She's an amateur, just like O'Keefe. They deserve each other.

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I would make a shit sandwich. And I would offer a bite to both of them...from the safe distance of my boat.

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blaid droog's avatar

do yourself a favor and don't go near bradenton. there are more republicans per square inch than in the house of representatives.

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beatbort's avatar

And imagining Judy naked is enough to put most viewers off sex for several weeks.

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They'll serve thin after dinner wafers...made out of human flesh

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Dr. Mengele will offer a tutorial on dentistry

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blaid droog's avatar

real journalmalism sites like wonkette often make mistakes like this. you give these media whores recognition and they feed on it and grow stronger.

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Barry_D's avatar

"One would think that, in an effort to rehabilitate her reputation,..."

When you've been caught like she was, it's hard. And it's clear that the only thing she regrets is being caught.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Her stories were well crafted in the sense they were completely manufactured.

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