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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Lick those dirty boots until they SHINE, Jeff Bozo.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I'm sure Bezos has a trophy stashed somewhere he can award to Codename : Shambles. Maybe even... "the wife"?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I dunno. He's got a Peace Prize now. That's a hard act to follow.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Act of war? Maybe?

Anzu's avatar

WE TOLD YOU SO BEZOS

gene108's avatar

Bezos doesn’t give a shit about his reporters. Trump can murder them, and as long as Trump keeps the government funding flowing to Bezos he won’t care.

Kgprophet's avatar

It's funny about the sycophants doing Trump's bidding. When they carry out these attacks on his enemies on his behalf, THEY are the ones that get sh*t all over them. Trump, their saviour, never gets the blame. A special kind of stupid it takes to not see how you're nothing but the huge target of a prosecutorial and career damaging backlash.

eo's avatar

Trump to his minions: "Go after my enemies!"

Minions go after Trump's enemies, making Trump look bad.

Trump to the press: "I didn't know anything about this!"

joe alter's avatar

I think he's not happy with the Melania film's reviews..

"M"'s avatar

Well ...

the trailer does suck

I think the ratings are going to be worse than the Trump-hosted "Trump Kennedy Awards"

and those were TERRIBLE

https://youtu.be/p9hoP1TAbwc?si=VSMcJDHaa5EXHhGE

Warren's avatar

Well, Mr Bezos, how’s your “Democracy dies in darkness” now, eh? How’s your purge of Anna Telnaes and Alexandra Petri now, eh? (First they came for Herblock and Art Buchwald, because dictators HATE BEING MOCKED!). How’s your bribe now, eh?

The Post is a valuable asset, still. Does Bezos challenge up to the Supreme Court, and risk an overturning of Sullivan v New York, or does he fold his little paper and cut his losses?

Maybe he should invite Clarence and Ginni to his ranch for a week, and make a big donation to the Supreme Court Library fund. Maybe he should Chief Justice Robert’s wife’s firm. Bribery is legal when it’s a Major Question.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

I am sure eventually he will just fold it. Same with CBS and CNN. Their owners are trying to destroy them, nothing else makes sense.

All your news belong to Fox.

Warren's avatar

Until Wonkette becomes the Apex Predator. (Godzilla scream echoes!)

Michael's avatar

Wonkette nightly broadcast TV news show. Today social media, tomorrow world Wonk-dominance!

Sherry's avatar

I suspect that this case will go as well as the one in the heartland where they raided the homes of the editor, owner and reporter. Seems like they lost that one spectacularly.

IMPOed's avatar

It is all part of the chaos, keep stirring the pot, no loss is to small...

innocentbystander's avatar

Best bet: Bezos fires Natanson for injecting herself into the story, Bad journalism. Bad.

Rad's avatar

So... did Bozos... Bezos pull a "Dr. Evil" and take off in his penis-shaped rocket before the Fed's showed up in his office?

Enter Ranting's avatar

Is this anything like the time a private citizen stole top secret documents and stacked 'em up in the bathroom at his golf motel?

Martin Shobe's avatar

That citizen declassified everything with his mind, so totally different.

Mavenmaven's avatar

I certainly hope that when we finally restore sanity and get a fascist-free government, that he never have to hear the stupid formulation "warfighters" again outside of children's cartoon programming.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It is the perfect encapsulation of their childishness.

Warren's avatar

Please add “Lethality” to that list, and every Soldier and Sailor will thank you.

Lois Henry's avatar

Not even in cartoons - in fact, especially not in cartoons.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

They went on a fishing expedition into the reporters stuff, they knew Bezos wouldn't say shit about it.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

This makes complete sense. As long as they plan on performing similar raids on every home and business in the U.S. and its territories. Can't ever be too thorough when not targeting people who are not part of your investigation.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Remember Democracy? Oh, what a time we had!

Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

Breaking: Trump says they raided WAPO to prevent Democrats, Russia and China from raiding WAPO