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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Future Mittens. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_DUjvp-mo">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Lot_49's avatar

Are not said "Rich Greedy Assholes" the target demographic of the Bloomberg empire? They can't handle the truth.

Plus, it's our fault (we non-greedy, non-rich, possibly-but-not-necessarily-assholes) whose unfavorable views are "clouding" his message. It's <i>our fault!</i> If we'd quit "clouding" his message, everyone would recognize it, love Mitt, and vote for him!

Too bad....Here come the clouds again!

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PubOption's avatar

One for each face.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Rawr.

I'm glad he's on our side. Unleashing the Biden is a more intimidating prospect than previously reported.

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fuflans's avatar

in many many ways it's bullshit. here are two articles.

i remember the second (atlantic) got a LOT of play when it appeared. (i am sorry i am always forgetten how to cleverly disguise my links under). <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/wp...">http://www.washingtonpost.c...

and <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/...">http://www.theatlantic.com/...

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fuflans's avatar

also: compromised justice, gutted EPA, fought science at every level and every opportunity, bungled a natural disaster (political hack!), passed major entitlement legislation without funding it, took signing statements (overriding congress) to a new level, etc.

also: fucking alito.

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fuflans's avatar

it would be cool if you could blingee a billboard.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

If a pollster asked me to do rank-ordering, I would place Mitt above kidney stones and Louie Gohmert, and below searing gas pains.

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Lot_49's avatar

Lower tax rates for the rich, fewer deductions (health insurance, mortgage interest) for the middle class.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Words, numbers; hell they can mean anything!

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chascates's avatar

Miss him yet? I haven't been able to get him in my sights so far.

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PsycWench's avatar

A lot of people liked Clinton better after he admitted getting a few blow jobs, but I guess this strategy won't work for Mitt.

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