Well That Last Post Was F*cking Terrible, Let's Have Some WONKMEETS!
Message: I care!
Who loves you, baby? I DO, and therefore Evan’s post on Kilmar Abrego Garcia being tortured in Salvador Torture Prison shall not be the last post of the day for you to comment around, but instead I have ripped the following grafs straight from the headlines tomorrow morning’s tabs, instead!
Coming WONKMEETS!
Join me, Shy, and the kids in ANACORTES, WASHINGTON, Sunday, July 13, 4-6 p.m. at Washington Park! We’ll buy some fried chicken and beer, come and hang out! We’ll be near the playground near Sunset Beach.
Join me, Shy, the kids, and Dok in SEATTLE, Sunday, July 20, 3-6 p.m. at Lincoln Park near the North Play Area! We’ll be coming off a weeklong trip to Shy’s family cabin (built by his dad and his grandpa with their hands in the 1960s!) in the San Juans, so help us out and come potluck!
Join Thalia and Menotsure in ATLANTA, Saturday, July 26, 5-8 p.m. at Reformation Brewery for a lovely evening of brewing up good trouble! Reformation Brewery has both indoor and outdoor seating, has food available, and is both pet- and kid-friendly. Please email Thalia at realistic.caregiving@gmail.com to RSVP.
Do YOU want to host a Wonkmeet in your neck of the woods? Seize the means of Wonkmeet production, and email me at rebecca at wonkette dot com with the deets!
EARLY LID and OPEN THREAD.
Wish I lived within visiting distance, would love to meet you all in person. But definitely not making an unnecessary trip through US border control ATM. Fucking terrifying, that.
I have it on good word that Seattle is not Bat Country.
Probably not Bat Country.