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"Have you ever tried to get blood stains out of silk? Nightmare!"

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UGH! *shudder* I try not to kink shame, but that is stretching my goodwill.

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The Brevard County watermark makes him look like a lizard person.

Wait, maybe he is a lizard person, and the watermark looks lizard-ly as a consequence?

Anyway, scaly.

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I can't think of a better way to Make Women Great Again!

#MWGA

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Um. Is 'Satanic Ordo Templi Orientis' the full name of a group? (maybe I'll Google later). Because if not, I would strongly object to describing the O. T. O. as satanic, even if Crowley did like to style himself as the Beast 666.

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Thnx, guess I should've scrolled first!

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Celebrity. She thought he was gonna be famous and she was gonna get to tag along.

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It's what I call a specific form of female narcissism, to wit: "My own brand of Womanly Love brings all the boys to the yard, cures drug addiction, brings miscreants to Christ, and turns Big Bad Bill into Sweet William."

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He actually gets a few minutes of air time on evangelical channels, can you believe it. I heard one, it was a lame whine punctuated by a very lame Hillary joke. Or was it a liberals joke? It was painfully pathetic. The whine was about "lack of civility," if you can believe that.

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And hey, it's Biblical to boot! Who was that babe who beheaded a guy in bed?

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I see a pink puppy turd, rolled in lint.

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Fine. You get The Villages, too.

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Black voters are not children. They do not need to be rescued by anyone. They can determine which candidate serves their interests themselves.

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How many women is that? 10? 65? 1,540? 24,132? Because I'm skeptical you have your finger on the pulse of a statistically significant number of black woman in the country, and black men vote, also.

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I don't eat kale is for health reasons.

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Damn, that's harsh, they should be with Orlando or something.Did I ever tell you about when I was on a cruise, and the comic asked a lady where she was from, and she wouldn't answer? (Never sit in the front row with a comic) He then started joking," did she not know where she lived?"She finally answered "The Villages." Everyone booed. The comic retorted that was the first time someones place got heckled.

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