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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"Have you ever tried to get blood stains out of silk? Nightmare!"

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

UGH! *shudder* I try not to kink shame, but that is stretching my goodwill.

Amy!'s avatar

The Brevard County watermark makes him look like a lizard person.

Wait, maybe he is a lizard person, and the watermark looks lizard-ly as a consequence?

Anyway, scaly.

JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

I can't think of a better way to Make Women Great Again!

#MWGA

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Um. Is 'Satanic Ordo Templi Orientis' the full name of a group? (maybe I'll Google later). Because if not, I would strongly object to describing the O. T. O. as satanic, even if Crowley did like to style himself as the Beast 666.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Thnx, guess I should've scrolled first!

MyLovelyNose's avatar

Celebrity. She thought he was gonna be famous and she was gonna get to tag along.

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It's what I call a specific form of female narcissism, to wit: "My own brand of Womanly Love brings all the boys to the yard, cures drug addiction, brings miscreants to Christ, and turns Big Bad Bill into Sweet William."

MyLovelyNose's avatar

He actually gets a few minutes of air time on evangelical channels, can you believe it. I heard one, it was a lame whine punctuated by a very lame Hillary joke. Or was it a liberals joke? It was painfully pathetic. The whine was about "lack of civility," if you can believe that.

MyLovelyNose's avatar

And hey, it's Biblical to boot! Who was that babe who beheaded a guy in bed?

MyLovelyNose's avatar

I see a pink puppy turd, rolled in lint.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Fine. You get The Villages, too.

sarafina's avatar

Black voters are not children. They do not need to be rescued by anyone. They can determine which candidate serves their interests themselves.

sarafina's avatar

How many women is that? 10? 65? 1,540? 24,132? Because I'm skeptical you have your finger on the pulse of a statistically significant number of black woman in the country, and black men vote, also.

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I don't eat kale is for health reasons.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Damn, that's harsh, they should be with Orlando or something.Did I ever tell you about when I was on a cruise, and the comic asked a lady where she was from, and she wouldn't answer? (Never sit in the front row with a comic) He then started joking," did she not know where she lived?"She finally answered "The Villages." Everyone booed. The comic retorted that was the first time someones place got heckled.