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If I never again hear the stupid phrase "like never before", I will be real OK.

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Like that ventilator time?

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If you were a crocodile, who would you swallow first?

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Guess being thrown under the bus didn't help their marriage out.

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We're so pro-life we're going to make people suffer in order to save lives.

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I've often said that if I were a conspiracy guy, I would say that the Republicans are now in their endgame.

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If we end up finding out that Jared has hired a fleet of refrigerated trucks and hijacked a week's worth of Pfizer vaccine doses, fucking up the entire logistics chain and screwing the rollout to a fare-thee-well ...

I'll be surprised that we didn't find out about it the first day it hit the news. Competence is not really his strong suit. Nepotism, on the oher hand ... dude should open a chain of stores: Nepotism R Us! He could sell favors (and never deliver them (very on-brand)).

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Lol! I am "wry smile" amused.

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Goldwater evolved on a lot of stuff when he finally got around to applying his basically libertarian philosophy to people other than straight white guys. Unlike Democrats like Sam Nunn, chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, Goldwater supported gays serving openly in the military, saying "I don't care if they are straight, as long as they can shoot straight."

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I am "actual smile" amused. I like capybaras.

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The terrible ending to a terrible year. From the ‘Color of Money’ movie....”it’s like a nightmares, and it just keeps getting worse”. Republicans always choose profit over people.

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If you've followed repUGHlican policies for any length of time, it's kinda hard not to be at least a little conspiracy-minded.

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I’m going with the latter.

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Vote Blue, Georgia, like never before!

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SAAAAAAAME

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Duh

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