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SullivanSt's avatar

Nope, he did that whole "I'm announcing an announcement" thing before announcing he wasn't running again... for Gov, but watch this space for further announcements.

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schmannity's avatar

Texas ball shrinkage and sphincter puckering to follow.

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Shypixel's avatar

Wait, now I have a confused.

Am I supposed to give my monies to you, or to her?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I think we can safely assume the 'Pubes will nominate someone who a) wants to build a dang fence around the non-hetreosexuals b) supports more government-run prayer in schools, courtrooms, drive through windows c) likes Chick-Fellate instead of Wendy's d) has already seceded <i>in his mind</i>

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SullivanSt's avatar

"SQUEEEEEEE!!!!" -- Ghost of Ann Richards.

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SullivanSt's avatar

AOT,K

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SullivanSt's avatar

I hope she doesn't, but reserves similar wit for whoever is actually running.

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Shypixel's avatar

I really liked Wendy Davis in Game of Thrones. Didn't she play that girl with the Dragons?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

So is Ted Cruz going to copy her on this too?

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