Well, kids, it looks like you have been praying to the right librul gods and goddesses after all, because we have ourselves a Festivus miracle right here in September, per Politico:
Nope, he did that whole "I'm announcing an announcement" thing before announcing he wasn't running again... for Gov, but watch this space for further announcements.
I think we can safely assume the &#039;Pubes will nominate someone who a) wants to build a dang fence around the non-hetreosexuals b) supports more government-run prayer in schools, courtrooms, drive through windows c) likes Chick-Fellate instead of Wendy&#039;s d) has already seceded <i>in his mind</i>
Nope, he did that whole &quot;I&#039;m announcing an announcement&quot; thing before announcing he wasn&#039;t running again... for Gov, but watch this space for further announcements.
Texas ball shrinkage and sphincter puckering to follow.
Wait, now I have a confused.
Am I supposed to give my monies to you, or to her?
I think we can safely assume the &#039;Pubes will nominate someone who a) wants to build a dang fence around the non-hetreosexuals b) supports more government-run prayer in schools, courtrooms, drive through windows c) likes Chick-Fellate instead of Wendy&#039;s d) has already seceded <i>in his mind</i>
&quot;SQUEEEEEEE!!!!&quot; -- Ghost of Ann Richards.
AOT,K
I hope she doesn&#039;t, but reserves similar wit for whoever is actually running.
I really liked Wendy Davis in Game of Thrones. Didn&#039;t she play that girl with the Dragons?
So is Ted Cruz going to copy her on this too?