We're Hiring, The Gay Mafia Runs Everything, And More In Your Afternoon Happy Links

Happy Nice Time is hiring! You can be me!!

Cosmos went to green screen Mars. 

We really really really wanted to love the Maya Rudolph variety show thingy, but we are a bit disappoint.

Jon Stewart yelled and sweared a lot about the Veterans Administration mess, just like a filthy blogger.

We taught you all about flavor tripping, so you could be like the cool kids.

Adam Carolla is awfully certain that the gay mafia is keeping him and his ilk down. We totally are.

It's just not a good day unless you have some sideboob .