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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

IIRC, hannover fist is a character in the 1981 animated film 'heavy metal'

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Nunes is in it up to his ears. It's driven by desperation. Who knows? If they stay smart and coordinated, they may just get away with it. Riiiiiight.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

dairy cow vs. spy?

damn! MAD Magazine ain't what it used to be.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I see a future in which Devin Nunes is brought up on charges as a Trump co-conspirator. That is a future worth living for.

Sean Jungian's avatar

But this is like, “my family is being held hostage and tortured daily”-level desperation. It just seems so over-the-top for a none-too-bright former dairy farmer turned House Rep.

aureolamanita's avatar

Trump so fat, when he haul ass, he gotta make two trips.

aureolamanita's avatar

I'm guessing there's a pardon being dangled somewhere, and he's so dirty he's willing to do anything to get it.

Mintie's avatar

I'm really looking more to the inevitable whining about how the media is out to get him and he just doesn't understand how this could happen to him, so finally someone, somewhere, can just slap him.

eka's avatar

"lawyers in restaurants, lawyers in clubslawyers behind every doorbehind windows and potted plants, shade trees and shrubslawyers on pogo sticks ... lawyers in politics ..."

Cat Cafe's avatar

It's not Trump that Nunes finds so appealing, but Trump's boss in Moscow.

Cat Cafe's avatar

He may have gotten himself into an unfortunate bind with his former best friends in the Kremlin.

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Trump's so fat his weight is calculated in tons of displacement

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Yeah - Trump certainly pissed in their Cheerios. I'm sure one of the top 10 espionage rules are: Don't piss of the people that are investigating you. I mean, I'm positive they'll keep is professional, but that doesn't mean they won't enjoy it...