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just_jim's avatar

The good thing about running the government as a business is that after they got rid of Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Oklahoma because they are underperforming States, the US will be solidly blue, and we won't have to bother with that nonsense any more.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

You forgot the winnning. We'll win so much, you'll get tired of winning.

I assume the dunderheads think that will translate into good jobs somehow, I dunno, my brain isn't broken.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Screw your cap back on, the smarts are leaking out...

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yyyaz's avatar

That's only because you haven't seen the dicta in his briefs.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Damn it, Evan....I expect my Trump stories on this here mommy blog to be 100% accurate or else! I mean, it's not as if Trump or his supporters care if they are 50% accurate about anything (more like 15-30% on a given day, statistically) but every story about him must be 100% goddamn fucking accurate or he'll sue you!

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

What part of nasty vile snark mob did you miss in your recon jarhead?

Yeah, jarhead, cuz yer actin' like one, marine.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Oh ffs. Some of your first words here;

"this author is a sack of shit."

And you expect kindness and cookies? Grow the fuck up marine.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

When's the last time anybody bought Mexican dope? 1980? It's all grown in Humboldt County and Vancouver BC these days, maaaan.

Except in WA and CO. It's grown locally there, legally. *snicker.*

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The Psy of Life's avatar

I see you've been to one of Huckabee's parties.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Trump plans to establish a caudillo form of government, which eschews the adversarial system of justice in favor of an inquisitorial one in which judges have investigatory authority.

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chicken thief's avatar

Well, according to Rep Steve King....

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ACertainFish's avatar

"Once a joke is operative, it's always operative" - Henny Youngman."Once a joke is operative, it's always operative" - Dane Cook

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Further evidence that Steve King is A Idiot.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

One of those was in front of me yesterday... as I passed him, I gave him the dirtiest look, which, as I am a suburban-looking white lady in a Subaru, I'm pretty sure even he could have deciphered correctly.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I will now forever hear that duh DUUUH duhduhduhduhduuuuuuh" bass line when I see him enter a room or approach a microphone.

So awesome!

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Rotational Symmetry's avatar

Thanks, y'all. As I said in the comment below, I hate having to say the words "This is unfair to Trump"... but the original story was unfair to Trump. Correcting it like this was a classy thing to do. (Real class, not "yooge and covered in gold" class.)

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