We're Still Working On This "Spring Ahead" Thing

Good Morning, Wonkette Readers -- oh, what's what? It's nearly noon? Whoops! We could blame the hangover, our devastation over Tom DeLay's retirement from the house, or, hell, even the Capitol Police -- but no, it's simply more technical   problems . DNS something-or-other. You know how it is. We've been promised that things are fixed, but may remain a bit spotty for the next hour or so.

In any event, barring another meltdown (which shouldn't happen untilat leastnext Monday, we can assure you), we shall return you to your regularly scheduled Chris Matthews-mocking, lobbyist-loving, and Cynthia McKinney-championing.