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All this sciency stuff in West Virginia skools is cutting into banjo practice also too.

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<i> “We shouldn’t be having a standard that implies there’s just a steady rise in temperature, as opposed to what the data shows, which is the temperature rises and falls all the time.”</i>

I could explain to him the once-yearly decreases, but then I'd have to make him believe that the Earth <strike>moves around the Sun, and not the other way around</strike> is round.

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And all of that within the last 6000 years! It's truly a miracle!

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I'm happy I clicked the NYT link, because this L. Wade Linger, Jr., guy looks just like the maniac from <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=QrGrOK8oZG8" target="_blank">Too Many Cooks.</a>

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Coal is intelligent enough to sing! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Gy-kgL8yA">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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"Mr. Linger, who is a technology entrepreneur, said he had come to his conclusions about warming after doing research on the Internet"

His extensive research has also led to a number of innovative changes to the Health Education curriculum. Sex Ed classes will now include clips from "Saving Ryan's Privates", "Star Whores Episode III: The Clone Whores" and "Asspocalypto". The Internet is a wonderful place to gather information.

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I watched "The Magic School Bus" with my kid numerous times. Oops, I may be overqualified now.

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And have its own Christmas carol! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WQl0K_qSsE">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I'm sure that "Nailin' Paylin" has some shout-outs to science as well.

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Love the Cosmos clip, but I think Tyson's dog got the message more clearly than these goobers did. Someobody needs to clean the coal dust out of their ears.

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"Appear?"

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Rhythm stick percussion.

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