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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Unmarried virgin males wearing pointy hats and advising a billion souls worldwide on spiritual matters?

SpideySenser's avatar

They're Rethugs, they do not know how to communicate with women, they can only order them about, especially at sammich time and for coffee.

SpideySenser's avatar

When I saw the major thing, I thought it was a military operation.

malsperanza's avatar

The parts that haven't been wrecked by stripmining are beautiful.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's like employees washing their hands. Rethugs can talk about rape, but they have to install a sign. On their backs. Saying "Kick me".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Society is finally recognizing that rape is an act of violence against an innocent victim"</i> -- Del. Eric Householder

Not to brag Mr Householder, but I figured that out that over <i>seven</i> months ago.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm OK with the advising on spiritual matters. But when they start pontificating about marriage and sex I laugh and cry.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As my son says ...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Assuming life also gave you water and sugar.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You left out the beautiful moment when the sacred unborn innocent human life is born and transforms into a taker sucking at society's teat. Also, if Muslim, becomes a terrorist.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

We have flexible laws about that. Typical example: <blockquote>Connecticut recognizes that minors who are at least 13 can consent to sexual activity if (and only if) there is less than a 3-year age difference.</blockquote>

The 13 year-old is presumed competent to consent to a 15 year-old, but incompetent when a 17 year-old is involved.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

With any luck the rapist will give them marvelous measles.

Jared James's avatar

Can't we have another school shooting?

I'm getting tired of being horrified by legislators and fain would be horrified by criminals and Wayne LaPierre.

Jared James's avatar

Bringing Civilization to the heathens who invented zero, algebra, chess, the rounded arch, and hummus.

Jared James's avatar

So many rules. Too hard to remember.

Jared James's avatar

Or superlative syphilis.