In other, non-election (?) news from West Virginia, this apparently happened: According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.
Assault with a silent-but-deadly weapon.
this pretty much says it all:
Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn