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not according to her cousins and brother

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You make a "wrong turn" at Hatfield and McCoy fuedin site and you get "deliverenced" to Mingo Co

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Fuck.

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"It t'were in Two Thousand and Eight in the south west field and things was tough. The trouble started when the judge had an affair with his secretary; when she tried to break it off, ... well, you don't cross no judge - those are hard men - and that's when things came to a head in Mingo county, or as they called it then <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=VCIoiHf_Lt4" target="_blank">Bloody Mingo</a>."

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Still has several of her own teeth!

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Your move, Alabama....

Or Florida or Arizona. It'd be depressing if you didn't figure in the low population densities in Dumbfuckistan. Sure wish Congressional apportionment reflected it too.

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Was a wood chipper involved?

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Ha! Obscure reference of the day.

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