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Chris Grrr's avatar

Them flappers ain't welcome here neither!

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Yep, named after Abe in 1867. This year is the sesquicentennial of West Virginia re-joining the Union after seceding from Virginia. How they got from there to where they are now is a mystery to me. Anybody have an explanation?

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bobbert's avatar

There's the Highland Dutch, and the Lowland Dutch, and the Rotterdam Dutch,

and the Irish.

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bobbert's avatar

That was then.

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chascates's avatar

Lincoln County needs to have its water tested.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

A P-ness measuring contest. Now that's what I call some fine satire!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I'm sick of the speling erors in these coments, and it's not aceptable at al.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"she’d face more than getting railroaded out of her job?"

If what she's accused of was true, she'd be up on a sex crime charge. I bet the town fatheads thought they were being merciful. After all, they don't hate the sinner, they hate the sin and the soonest they can get the hateful dyke bitch out of town the better. Here's the thing WV...if you choose between a big douchebag thing instead an enourmous douchebag thing, you're still a douchebag.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Big business, <a href="http:\/\/uncyclopedia.wikia.com\/wiki\/Baby_farming" target="_blank">dontcha know?</a>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We MUST share recipes!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

you are eating the <i>delicious</i> unborn children of hens.

fixed

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fuflans's avatar

<i>We’ll keep Lincoln County white and right. Thank you</i>

as reasonable a defense of keeping it all in the family as i've ever seen really.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Posted here, it would have been good for laffs.

Poe's Law prevents us from knowing if the original author was dispensing satire, but in West Virginny, probably not.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

We should not be surprised that <i>RawStory</i> serves up some seriously undercooked news items.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

I'm amazed that the caller was able to get those asterisks into a voicemail message.

EDIT: <Stares at that mysterious cellphone key.>

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