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Don't forget the extra scoop of ice cream FOR PRESIDENT ONLY!

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Kids, it is a scientific religious fact that God smites insubordinate wimmin and lebeneses, uh, lesbians, with leprosy, so don't listen to feminists or have anything to do with them, and evolution was never a theory, Darwin didn't exist but Adam and Eve did, and Armageddon and the Rapture is next Friday. Amen. You are now educated.

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Oh that's exactly what society needs right now, more fragmentation into insulated bubbles, particularly for children in various developmental stages. Just imagine what type of kids a new wave of "schools" such as The Breitbart Academy for Gifted Frogs would be unleashing upon the world under this plan.

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“Washington has been in the driver’s seat for over 50 years with very little to show for its efforts.”

Oh, this is fucking rich. The Department of Education was founded in 37 years ago...not 50. Math much, Betsy?

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I'm sorry...but I think you meant to say, "You is educated."

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I wish to hell they'd hurry up.

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Growing up I was taught that it is unacceptable to strike down such craven selfish evilness.

Sometimes, I wish my parents didn't do such a good job instilling that level of restraint.

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So glad to see you brought it back to Trumpcare at the end, because it's the same damned song and dance. Trumpcare is designed to provide huge tax cuts to the wealthy, not health care to the American people. The Department of Education under DeVos isn't designed to improve the educations we give our children. Its purpose is to provide government funding for private school tuition for the rich, who were going to send their kids there anyway but don't want to have to pay for it themselves.

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Dok, I always read every word. This time, I. Just. Can't. I started getting nauseated. How big was her contribution to Trump's campaign?

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Good on them!

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Mrs. Grace L. Ferguson missed her biggest chance.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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...infrastructure...transportation...criminal incarceration...mental healthcare

most things are done better by govt, and what isnt, is made better by close govt oversight and regulation

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He's good at talking fast, making ridiculously ignorant statements that confuse the public, and getting away before anyone recognizes just how stupid he is.

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DaVos : " The unmaking of American Education, My Ph.Dumb thesis. "

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Freud, Marx, Engels, and Jung.

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Neither did I Dream of Jeannie.

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