WH Pool Report: Buzzword Bingo Edition

This White House pool report sounds familiar:

The flight aboard mini-AF1 was turbulent, but your pool was not frightened by the pilots' old-style scare tactics, even as we predicted a litany of complaints aboard Primaris. A bespectacled Potus, who can run but cannot hide from your pool, was spied in the aisle in the cabin in front of the press conferring with Dan and Karen. Your pooler was in a middle seat, but those on the aisle report that Potus appeared to pop a candy bar, although this could be one of those exaggerations. Potus was able to get the job done "early" and completed his appointed rounds with a 5: 43 pm touchdown at overcast Andrews.

Dana Milbank

Matt Cooper

Of course, he forgot Poland.