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WH Pool Report: Otherwise Uneventful

This White House pool report is understated.
Pool report #3
The president's helicopter landed at Andrews in a gusting rain. As he stepped off, he opened his own umbrella--and it immediately popped inside out. Bush wrestled it all the way to AF1, before handing it over to the officer accompanying him, still inside out.
Take off was otherwise uneventful.
Greg Hitt
Wall Street Journal