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I find it sad that there is no discrimination against Dumbshit-American talking heads like Mr Killmeade, Mr Carlson and Mr Innanity with their sickening fake patriotism, impugning the integrity of those who question any facet of our society from their privileged sinecures at FOX News

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Something that's rarely discussed: the advantages of not having beaucoup bucks.

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Sometimes I think the same thing - friggin Christianity - but then remember every Christian I know has like 145 problems more than me.

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I got 99 problems but a savior aint one.

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Lumpy sez what?

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Fox News Factchecking in a nutshell.

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They put the word in their name. Can't argue with logic like that.

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Playboy had a great cartoon of Moses standing on the mountain with the stone tablets, looking up in the air.

The caption was, "Let me get this straight. You want us to cut off the ends of our dicks?"

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Many of my teachers were nuns. Their primary message appeared to be, "No girl would ever do that unless a boy forced them to."

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You spend anytime on the internet, and you're eventually going to hear about Hannity blowing goats. It's as predictable as cat videos.

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The black lesbian muslins also too.

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"He's a spoiled brat."

And Sean's been a spoiled brat all his life, so he should know.

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And the response to her "brain-dead rant" is incredible.

http://www.rawstory.com/201...

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The NFL has a low tolerance for "trouble-makers," unless, of course, they aren't liberal or they perform brilliantly. Funny how it took so long to send Ray Rice packing, while guys like Ben Roethlisberger and Aldon Smith are still in the league.

Meanwhile: Kaepernick is likely to be cut for "football reasons."http://ftw.usatoday.com/201...

And, Chris Kluwe, the former Viking punter, was released in 2013, likely for his activism.http://deadspin.com/i-was-a...

And people wonder why I gave up sports writing.

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Hey, hey now, stop trying to steal Peggy Noonan's position.

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Or you know, NOT making them (repeatedly) risk life and limb in pointless wars.

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