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malsperanza's avatar

Opened and closed after 5 performances, thereby beating Rockabye Hamlet, which lasted 7, and Kelsey Grammer's Macbeth (13). OTOH, Kelsey Grammer as Macbeth had audiences looking like the opening night crowd at Springtime for Hitler.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

This is why the devil weed is ready for harvest right afore at trick or treat time,I figured you all knew this.Once you get on the pot you dont jog it makes it so much easier for the demons to catch you and ahh course iffin that dont work the pot will make you will eat all that candy so its a double whammy way of gettin you

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chascates's avatar

She won't eat demon candy but she'll take communion where the bread becomes Christ's flesh and the wine/grape juice becomes His blood.

Ewwwww!

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fuflans's avatar

SOMEBODY'S getting TP'd this halloween.

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diogenez's avatar

I would watch out for the Jesuits. I know that it's become fashionable to adore the new Pope, but those Jesuits can be pure trouble.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

He prefers to go by "Ken Layne" these days. Less pretentious than all that Latin.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

GET THEE BEHIND ME, SNICKERS!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.</i>

That would explain Jolly Ranchers. .

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, my demon is walking across the Gobi desert or something?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

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PubOption's avatar

Including pumpkin beer.

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diogenez's avatar

"Pope Francis' Plans For Modernizing The Catholic Church" <a href="http://www.theonion.com/art..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-francis-pla...">http://www.theonion.com/art...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

When I was a child, I must have been targeted by Grumpertus - The demon of cynicism and disgust.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Did someone put a paranoia philter in her Twix?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She's puuurty.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't forget Juicy Fruit the Tempter.

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