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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

A friend threatened to do that for years.He did get me a frozen banana once, and I bit down hard.I think I harshed his mellow.(And he deserved it.)

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mailman27's avatar

He's got plenty of moneeeyAnd money's plenty for him!

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Keith Taylor's avatar

How about the slaves' really, REALLY short-term dream as they went over the Middle Passage in those blackbird ships? The one that involved breaking loose, tossing captain and crew to the sharks, and sailing back to Africa? I'll bet that was more intensely in their minds than having their descendants make good in that new land they were going to. (For which, hey there psssst Ben Carson, their actual preferred name was Hell.)

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Shananigan's avatar

Er...ok?

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

You may have a different ad from ours.The woman doing ours put on (or couldn't hide) a southern, slurry accent when she said "mesh."(But not everyone is as critical as me.)

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

This administration is going so well...

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm fairly certain he's addicted to Oxycontin, if not actually mentally ill. He couldn't possibly be as stupid as he appears to be.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Ninety percent of Republicans think Trump is doing great. That tells you how batshit crazy that party is.

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333tenant's avatar

But Dok Zoom for the motherfucking win with "Samuel L. Jackson... made it clear he’s had enough of those motherfucking snakes in Carson’s motherfucking brain"!

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

Hallucinating about a black man doing president things can do wonders for the party.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

In school, it was called imitating your oppressor, and it cuts across demographics.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

So about this dronabinol...

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OutOfOrbit's avatar

I was a jerk. It was stupid, not funny. I am sorry and also learnin.

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OutOfOrbit's avatar

I sometimes screw up and sometimes I am a jerk.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

No worries.

(I'm willing to bet that you didn't realize how many of us have had this experience.)

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