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A friend threatened to do that for years.He did get me a frozen banana once, and I bit down hard.I think I harshed his mellow.(And he deserved it.)

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He's got plenty of moneeeyAnd money's plenty for him!

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How about the slaves' really, REALLY short-term dream as they went over the Middle Passage in those blackbird ships? The one that involved breaking loose, tossing captain and crew to the sharks, and sailing back to Africa? I'll bet that was more intensely in their minds than having their descendants make good in that new land they were going to. (For which, hey there psssst Ben Carson, their actual preferred name was Hell.)

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Er...ok?

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You may have a different ad from ours.The woman doing ours put on (or couldn't hide) a southern, slurry accent when she said "mesh."(But not everyone is as critical as me.)

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This administration is going so well...

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I'm fairly certain he's addicted to Oxycontin, if not actually mentally ill. He couldn't possibly be as stupid as he appears to be.

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Ninety percent of Republicans think Trump is doing great. That tells you how batshit crazy that party is.

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But Dok Zoom for the motherfucking win with "Samuel L. Jackson... made it clear he’s had enough of those motherfucking snakes in Carson’s motherfucking brain"!

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Hallucinating about a black man doing president things can do wonders for the party.

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In school, it was called imitating your oppressor, and it cuts across demographics.

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So about this dronabinol...

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I was a jerk. It was stupid, not funny. I am sorry and also learnin.

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I sometimes screw up and sometimes I am a jerk.

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No worries.

(I'm willing to bet that you didn't realize how many of us have had this experience.)

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