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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

That Paul Dan dude is trying to rock a dye job with spit curl Superman look...

It is fail.....that is all.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

These conventions seem smaller now than in decades past.

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Pixeloid's avatar

More disturbing photos of the worst cult in the country

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The guy with the "Keep Texas Strong Vote Republican" needs someone standing behind him with a sign that says, "Keep Texas lights on. Vote Democratic."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dom. So. Much. Ugliness. All. In. One. Place.

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SoBe Smirched's avatar

I only see one marginally (hate)fuckable dude in that whole thing.

Ugly in, and out, for the most part.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I am very reluctant to look. I'm afraid that the entire world would become unfuckable for me.

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Buz 13's avatar

What a diverse crowd of Americans!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

fifty shades of oatmeal

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Dom has taken some great photos.

What I’d really like to see is a selfie 🤳 of Evan with James Comer

Evan and Pigfuck.

Would make for outstanding Wonkette memorabilia

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Cakes We Like's avatar

CORRECTION

That's "Senator FLED Cruz" to you, me, and every other self-respecting Wonker.

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Kathnc's avatar

These pictures remind me of how I imagine the world to be as I read The Split each week.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

[bites tongue...after muttering various graphic hopes for a few outcome for a few of those vile abominations of carbon...]

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I hope Riley Gaines has had to say No thanks to about a thousand incels so far this week.

Also, the Olympics are in 2 weeks so why isn’t she competing?

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Bob Trombetta's avatar

Because she's not really all that?

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WannabeWonk's avatar

Because the trans swimmer Gaines lost to came in fourth, making Gaines place fifth. Makes total sense all around. /s

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Move it over one more, just to make it slightly more pathetic. The first, second, third, and fourth place finalists were cisgender women, fifth place went to the transgender woman, and Riley came in sixth.

She's made an entire career out of the fact that she's just not a very fast swimmer.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Because she's not that great a swimmer.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

It's easier to stand in place and nurse grievances than to chart a new course.

I feel like this is a key subtext of MAGA.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Look at Kyle Rittenhouse. There is nothing in his life that can be accomplished outside the MAGAsphere.

When it's all over, it's going to be far worse than any child actor.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Oh, well, diff'rent strokes y'know.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

She’s clearly going for that Tomi Lahren contingent.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Ugh. Yard-sale Ann Coulter.

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tim gueguen's avatar

Haven't heard much about her/from her in a long time. Which is good.

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Maryland Bear's avatar

I'm annoyed that when my eyes see "Tomi Lahren", by brain sometimes thinks, "Tom Lehrer".

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I think "colostomy," but I studied to be a poet.

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tegrat's avatar

Egads what an embarrassment our country can be...

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AK's avatar

I like how SUDDENLY there areany Democrats like Schumer who want Biden to drop out of the race.

NOW you come up with this, after a terrible debate from Biden? What did you expect?

Maybe you should have planned a bit sooner...

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