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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Exactly how comfy was the couch?

BellaTank's avatar

No beer! Savages! I'll have to vote for Trump now.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Every convention everywhere.

Darlene Killgore's avatar

girl how do you not have the best press passes ???

Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

Darlene, it was confusing and we just brought the wrong ones. We know better now.

Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Damn, Rebecca....you lookin' fiiiiiine!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And that's after eight years of Donald Fucking Chump.

Broderie Anglaise's avatar

P.S. Tell Jamie I love him. Tell Jamie I need him. Tell Jamie not to cry. My love for him will never die.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

What a lame/fantastic post, I believe so.

Darrell Leland's avatar

Qasim Rashid is the one person in this quick discussion I'd like to have actually met. I follow him on Facebook and you should definitely get all you can about him. He is a cool frood.

Otherwise your post sounds like trying to get anywhere or see anything at any big convention, like SIGGRAPH (https://s2024.siggraph.org/), which i quit bothering to attend ages ago.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

There was still a Guinness Stout in the refrigerator of the Countdown House after last week's Toomush convention. I drank it...

frankprine509's avatar

Having no TV, I'm catching up today on what looked pretty fucking great. Also they should have swept you guys in on their shoulders, a la Billie Jean King. Oh. and McCormick Place kills migrating birds by the thousands because they can't bear to darken their windows at night. They all suck.

M-X's avatar

An ex-Arizonan, I would do......... a LOT............ for a selfie with Congressman Gallego.

And I mean that in the sauciest way possible, okay?

KICK ABSOLUTE ASS IN NOVEMBER, RUBEN!!!

Boscoe's avatar

I'm 99% sure that "child" with the beer is actually Jack Doherty, one of the most awful human beings ever to exist. He made a fortune on Tik Tok as one of those obnoxious "pranksters" who just straight up harasses random people until they get pissed off, then his giant bodyguard steps in to protect him. He also "manages" several Onlyfans cam girls, because of course he does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzJ2OpEpuoA

marydn's avatar

If it is Jack Doherty than he is not old enough to drink beer legally. He will not be 21 until October of this year.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Yeah, that sure looks like him.

Tina Rider's avatar

I thought it was the tiktok dancer Merrick???

Michael's avatar

OK, and okey-dokey: consy yourself suid!

Arolpin's avatar

This actually was a totally great post. The only thing that would make it perfect is a picture of the marvy couch. (A tasteful pic, not something likely to excite Couchfucker Vance.)

Chino Cherokee's avatar

When is a picture of a couch just a picture of a couch?

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

I'm officially jealous of your We ❤️ Joe sign, Rebecca! But so happy for you, honey. Please continue to take care of yourselves, and fingers crossed tonight will be much smoother for you all. Go get 'em, tiger!

Elendira's avatar

How dare they treat the Inventor of the Mommy Blog and Dick Joke Emporium (TM) in such a way!

"Do you know who I am?!"

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Shoulda gone full Karen. We would have had your back!

Emil Muz's avatar

Absolutely. If anyone is entitled to be a Karen, it's the Boss of Us All.

TakingAmes's avatar

I have fact checked your description of McCormick Place based on my own memories of doing large events there and your description is factcheck: TRUE! Absurdly long halls leading you to yet another collection of conference and/or ballrooms in various drab colors. Lack of beer. I am actually really disappointed in the lack of beer. This is Chicago and we have beautiful weather this week. Beer should be plentiful everywhere!

Craig Nixon's avatar

Not being able to walk (well, more than 10 steps) I'm glad I wasn't present. Plus, Rebecca would never forgive me if she had to wheel my fat ass down all those long hallways...which would've been especially difficult, since I don't use a chair.