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Japanese actually, Chinese were the main victims.

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Everything except Ireland in the 1840s

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I stand corrected. You're absolutely right.

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The venerated (and generally overrated) Fox Bros. does a chicken fried rib with white bbq sauce. It's nothing special.

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Racetrac did that chicken and waffle stick in a wrap with no stick. As I recall, it was even worse because it baked the syrup into the waffle. Bad bad bad.

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"It’s a dessert topping AND a floor wax!" And I thought I couldn't love you more, Pinkham. So many people these days have never heard of that amazing duel action product "Martin Sheen".

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Can it be Pinkham's law of the story isn't a Best Of? Because I am going to call it on the chicken and waffle stick with hipster dressing. Sounds really fucking good, especially if the mistake of using shitty chicken tenderloins with left over cartilage is avoided.

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wtfsrsly, disqus first tells me I double-posted (ostensibly to prevent double posting) and then goes ahead and double-posts for me anyways? Anyways, before I go off on a tangent, this was probably the funniest article I've read here since the move. My charming British train companions have no idea why I am smiling ear to ear and chuckling like a mad moron, but so much the better.

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Dok Zoom Libel! (okay, that was reeeeeeaching)

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those fish look like creatures out of a Dr Seuss story book.

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Also too hiccups

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When the team is owned by Wal-Mart's former CEO and the local Aramark distributor may or may not have a cross-research agreement with Aperture Science.

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Note to self, put all the 401k monies in companies that make diabetes treatments.

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