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Well when the rapture comes it will be too late, wonnit?

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With a dead hooker, a sock full of quarters and no memory of the last 24 hours...

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In Bakersfield they’re Motel 4 3/4... according to Yelp

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But is OK with consensual dates?

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Make Allah Great Again?

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The whole Ice Cube suing Qatar may seem weird but what Avenatti is being secretive about and teasing the story is the meeting in Trump Tower on December 12, 2017 with the Qatari delegation which is more confirmation of the Steele Dossier.

The Steele Dossier alleges that Qatar, Italy, Singapore and the Philippines entered into an agreement to purchase 19.5% of Russia's oil giant Rosneft of which a $500 million "brokerage fee" would be paid to Carter Page, (remember him?). Carter Page is the bag man on the deal with most of that $500 million going to Trump and his associates.

They used shell companies and a Cayman Islands shell company to hide all the players involved.

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You aren't far off.

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The media and several legal pundits all assume Mueller will file reports and let congress handle Trump because Mueller supposedly can't indict Trump.

I don't believe that to be the case. If you read Rosenstein's letter appointing Mueller as special counsel he seems to have given him authority to file charges and prosecute ANYONE Mueller finds involved in criminal acts. Mueller was appointed under CFR 28 § 600.1 - 600.10 and 600.7(b) is especially interesting.

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I commented on the original Daily Mail story, "It's like a Mad Libs of sordidness, what are we to make of this pile of words? Qatari royals! Basketball! Bannon! Ice Cube!". Very hard to make sense of. And the DM story was badly written, as usual for them.

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😂😂🤣 It seems so obvious now!

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You had me at "Mr. Cube."

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And pray tell how do you "socialist" Bernie Bums plan to oust Trump? The same way you got him elected by primarying Democrats with Putin humping clones of Saint Birdie, Jill Stein, and Trump muppets? By crawling into bed with teabagging fascists like Ron Paul and his sidekicks Greenwald, Snowden, and Assange to fuck liberals and the Democratic Party into non-existence (because opposing fascists is dangerous work, init)? Can't fucking wait to hear what the fucking PLAN is this time that doesn't involve burning the whole fucking world to the ground so that you jackasses can pretend you're some kind of revolutionaries? You ignorant fucks. Allow me to reiterate my wholehearted contempt for you vicious fucking keyboard clowns. This is what fascism looks like, retards, and they've barely gotten started.Just remember, this shit is on your fucking head and you may kindly, once again, go fuck yourselves sideways with a sharp object. Don't think we'll be forgetting your stupid ass shit anytime soon.

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That one made me LOL.

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I had that edition of "The Little Engine That Could" some 50 years ago!

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