The great progressive state of Alabama has a new law requiring minors who want an abortion to undergo a trial where they can be questioned about their decision by a lawyer appointed by the court to represent their fetus.
"Your Honor, I represent the real victim in this case, the sperm. He never would have fertilized that egg if the hussy hadn't tricked him. He was set up!"
...so under this line of thinking, if a woman dies from complications during a pregnancy I assume the state of Alabama will bring charges of capital murder against the new born!?
McPhillips: And you are not concerned after you have had the gun in your house that some day you may wake up and say my gosh, what have I done to my own baby, who found the gun and accidentally shot itself?
Gun Nut: That's between me and my NRA. IT IS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!
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&quot;Your Honor, I represent the real victim in this case, the sperm. He never would have fertilized that egg if the hussy hadn&#039;t tricked him. He was set up!&quot;
Aren&#039;t idiots supposed to be fined for submitting frivolous lawsuits and wasting precious court time?
...so under this line of thinking, if a woman dies from complications during a pregnancy I assume the state of Alabama will bring charges of capital murder against the new born!?
Actually Mississippi voters rejected a personhood initiative, to their eternal credit.
Alabama stands alone in its profound stupidity and bigotry.
Okay, I laughed. That&#039;s a good&#039;un.
Holy shit...we&#039;ve just jumped the shark and swan dived through the rabbit hole at the same time.
Yikes...that&#039;s genius!
Assuming it&#039;s a white babby of course...otherwise, fuck it.
i was going to post a really disgusting joke, but I thought better of it...because, I love you all.
Lovely court. When do the kangaroos turn up?
McPhillips: And you are not concerned after you have had the gun in your house that some day you may wake up and say my gosh, what have I done to my own baby, who found the gun and accidentally shot itself?
Gun Nut: That&#039;s between me and my NRA. IT IS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!
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Don&#039;t laugh. It just encourages them.
?!? The electric chair&#039;s long been banned. I think it would be a teeny tiny drug cocktail of unknown constitution.