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"Your Honor, I represent the real victim in this case, the sperm. He never would have fertilized that egg if the hussy hadn't tricked him. He was set up!"

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Aren't idiots supposed to be fined for submitting frivolous lawsuits and wasting precious court time?

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...so under this line of thinking, if a woman dies from complications during a pregnancy I assume the state of Alabama will bring charges of capital murder against the new born!?

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Actually Mississippi voters rejected a personhood initiative, to their eternal credit.

Alabama stands alone in its profound stupidity and bigotry.

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Okay, I laughed. That's a good'un.

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Holy shit...we've just jumped the shark and swan dived through the rabbit hole at the same time.

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Yikes...that's genius!

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Assuming it's a white babby of course...otherwise, fuck it.

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i was going to post a really disgusting joke, but I thought better of it...because, I love you all.

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Lovely court. When do the kangaroos turn up?

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McPhillips: And you are not concerned after you have had the gun in your house that some day you may wake up and say my gosh, what have I done to my own baby, who found the gun and accidentally shot itself?

Gun Nut: That's between me and my NRA. IT IS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!

<i>Today's "Cognitive Dissonance Theater" brought to by "Americans For Smaller Government Except When We Aren't™"</i>

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Don't laugh. It just encourages them.

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?!? The electric chair's long been banned. I think it would be a teeny tiny drug cocktail of unknown constitution.

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