Poor Stacey Campfield. The Tennessee "law" maker's epic run for Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year suffered a setback yesterday, when his "Starve the Dumb Kids" bill was murdered dead by his own colleagues. Blah blah blah "policy," who cares? What we really want to know is how imaginary is Stacey Campfield's imaginary girlfriend? Snuffleupagus-imaginary, in that she just hasn't managed to ever be in a room with the grownups at the same time? Manti Teo-imaginary, and soon we shall learn of her tragic case of tuberculosis and her subsequent passing, like
Q: Have you ever sired a family? Campfield: Not that I know of.
Q: So, you&#039;re yet another hypocritical GOP douchebag who has engaged in, um, nasty-time <i>outside</i> of marriage? Campfield: Is that relevant?
lol, I was just listening to that
Stacey&#039;s beard has got it goin on...
Yep. Nada.
That&#039;s dog years, right? So, your basic marriage.
Chuck Woolery: how&#039;d the date end?
Stacy Campfield: I hosed her off and put her back on the shelf in the garage
not a lot on zabasearch or intelius- at least for N.Y.
Stacy and the Real Girl?
Ever notice when people forget your name (happens to me all the time!) they usually ask &quot;And you name was....?&quot;
I answer &quot;And it still is.&quot;
Oh, Alex Wagner too good for you?
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Q: Have you ever sired a family? Campfield: Not that I know of.
Q: So, you&#039;re yet another hypocritical GOP douchebag who has engaged in, um, nasty-time <i>outside</i> of marriage? Campfield: Is that relevant?
I sent my brother a picture frame for Christmas and left in it the photo it came with.
I told him our kids had changed a bit since the last time he&#039;d seen &#039;em.
He believed it.
I&#039;ll tell you this. Blondes are bad luck.
Tamron Hall is my fantasy girlfriend.
No worries. He&#039;s now dating Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that&#039;s the ticket.