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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

lol, I was just listening to that

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Stacey's beard has got it goin on...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yep. Nada.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

That's dog years, right? So, your basic marriage.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Chuck Woolery: how'd the date end?

Stacy Campfield: I hosed her off and put her back on the shelf in the garage

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not a lot on zabasearch or intelius- at least for N.Y.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Stacy and the Real Girl?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ever notice when people forget your name (happens to me all the time!) they usually ask "And you name was....?"

I answer "And it still is."

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WA Bishop's avatar

Oh, Alex Wagner too good for you?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA52MghGP9o">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Q: Have you ever sired a family? Campfield: Not that I know of.

Q: So, you're yet another hypocritical GOP douchebag who has engaged in, um, nasty-time <i>outside</i> of marriage? Campfield: Is that relevant?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I sent my brother a picture frame for Christmas and left in it the photo it came with.

I told him our kids had changed a bit since the last time he'd seen 'em.

He believed it.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'll tell you this. Blondes are bad luck.

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Lot_49's avatar

Tamron Hall is my fantasy girlfriend.

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schmannity's avatar

No worries. He's now dating Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket.

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