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Mine's a bloody marry.

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Is that Slender Man? Damn!

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Of course she would be...look around you. There's enough to keep Kaili Mad About a Thing for multiple terms.

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Consider the room.

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Marco Rubio, is that you?

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I've seen man walk on the moon. I've seen the fall of the Soviet Union. I've seen the internet and digital revolution, I've seen gay marriage become legal. Now, I get to watch the GOP drive itself right off a cliff. God, what a great time to be alive!

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She can cry, and hankerchiefs are made to sop up tears. She can use a strap-on for the congresscritters (both sexes). So I think she is perfect.

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Nah, he blinked like Jeannie (I Dream of...).

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Googled it for you but it's all word salad that even the Washington Times and Politico can't report word-for-lettucey word. Both said the exact same thing?!?

"Ribble said in a statement that he joined the Freedom Caucus because the group was 'focused on making the process reforms to get every member’s voice heard and advance conservative policy.'

Ribble said the group has turned away from policy changes into politicizing leadership races."

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Last I heard, the DOJ was thinking of proposing that they do it. Seeing as how the Voters Right Act didn't get renewed and all hell broke loose.

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That's almost Machiavellian enough to work!

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Yeah, but those are all women so no.

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You know who else stands with a cross bow?

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His blood pump (aka "heart") is made of recycled parts. http://www.cbsnews.com/news...

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Smells Like exTreme Spirits.

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Not true. The layer of dust just keeps getting thicker and thicker. Don't ask me how I know.

I don't mind it if visitors write messages in the dust on my furniture. All I ask is that they not put the date on them.

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