: ) Oh hi, it is Friday afternoon, and we have a nice story to tell you that will make you CRY, because we like to make you CRY. But this time it will be like "awwwwww that's so nice" tears, instead of when we make you cry with liberal rage at hilarious conservative t-shirts made by big dorks.
My old ipad is on the desk in the next room with a dangerously shattered screen, and yet this one seems to have thrown little bits of shrapnel into my eyes, can't explain it.
I tried and tried to think of something snarky, sarcasticky, and profaney to say about this, but dammit, Dante was right! Bad things are much easier to write volumes about; good things, just, sniff and be happy. Does anyone else need a hug?
oh poor dog! (and poor fleas!)
I *am* crying! And I am a hard-hearted bitch!
I agree. Look like tulips.
I love a fiat 500. Mine was red with white go-faster stripes. I miss him.
Gods-damned Onion Ninjas.....
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
My man-teats were made in 'MERCA, by goawd!
My old ipad is on the desk in the next room with a dangerously shattered screen, and yet this one seems to have thrown little bits of shrapnel into my eyes, can't explain it.
Kate is great!
Crap. Just when I had almost perfected being dead inside...
And beautiful. Don't forget beautiful!
Damn you, Evan Hurst.
Sniffle.
Deeply disappointed, highly indignant, and permanently disgruntled. REGISTERING MY OUTRAGE.
What a lovely gesture by both women to a gentleman who has suffered so much.
This broke my heart and made me cheer at the same time.
I tried and tried to think of something snarky, sarcasticky, and profaney to say about this, but dammit, Dante was right! Bad things are much easier to write volumes about; good things, just, sniff and be happy. Does anyone else need a hug?
Duly noted!
Also directs you over to the Neo-Nazi Pokemon story for your prescribed dose of dimwit asshole.