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phoenix00's avatar

oh poor dog! (and poor fleas!)

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Teecha's avatar

I *am* crying! And I am a hard-hearted bitch!

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Teecha's avatar

I agree. Look like tulips.

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Teecha's avatar

I love a fiat 500. Mine was red with white go-faster stripes. I miss him.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Gods-damned Onion Ninjas.....

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

My man-teats were made in 'MERCA, by goawd!

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orygoon's avatar

My old ipad is on the desk in the next room with a dangerously shattered screen, and yet this one seems to have thrown little bits of shrapnel into my eyes, can't explain it.

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YayConspiracy's avatar

Kate is great!

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Crap. Just when I had almost perfected being dead inside...

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

And beautiful. Don't forget beautiful!

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ExpatGirl's avatar

Damn you, Evan Hurst.

Sniffle.

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malsperanza's avatar

Deeply disappointed, highly indignant, and permanently disgruntled. REGISTERING MY OUTRAGE.

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Trumbull Desi's avatar

What a lovely gesture by both women to a gentleman who has suffered so much.

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The Librarian's avatar

This broke my heart and made me cheer at the same time.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

I tried and tried to think of something snarky, sarcasticky, and profaney to say about this, but dammit, Dante was right! Bad things are much easier to write volumes about; good things, just, sniff and be happy. Does anyone else need a hug?

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phoenix00's avatar

Duly noted!

Also directs you over to the Neo-Nazi Pokemon story for your prescribed dose of dimwit asshole.

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