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phoenix00's avatar

oh poor dog! (and poor fleas!)

Teecha's avatar

I *am* crying! And I am a hard-hearted bitch!

Teecha's avatar

I agree. Look like tulips.

Teecha's avatar

I love a fiat 500. Mine was red with white go-faster stripes. I miss him.

MynameisBlarney's avatar

My man-teats were made in 'MERCA, by goawd!

orygoon's avatar

My old ipad is on the desk in the next room with a dangerously shattered screen, and yet this one seems to have thrown little bits of shrapnel into my eyes, can't explain it.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Crap. Just when I had almost perfected being dead inside...

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

And beautiful. Don't forget beautiful!

ExpatGirl's avatar

Damn you, Evan Hurst.

Sniffle.

malsperanza's avatar

Deeply disappointed, highly indignant, and permanently disgruntled. REGISTERING MY OUTRAGE.

Trumbull Desi's avatar

What a lovely gesture by both women to a gentleman who has suffered so much.

The Librarian's avatar

This broke my heart and made me cheer at the same time.

The Psy of Life's avatar

I tried and tried to think of something snarky, sarcasticky, and profaney to say about this, but dammit, Dante was right! Bad things are much easier to write volumes about; good things, just, sniff and be happy. Does anyone else need a hug?

phoenix00's avatar

Duly noted!

Also directs you over to the Neo-Nazi Pokemon story for your prescribed dose of dimwit asshole.