When I watch home improvement shows and some wretchedly self-centered couple says they want to spend $100,000 so their kitchen will feel "warmer" when they're entertaining their friends (people on these shows are always "entertaining friends"), I think how warm they'd feel if they gave $100,000 to the food bank. Or left an extra $10 tip the next ten thousand times they go to Olive Garden to "entertain their friends". That's what I think.
I dunno. A cheeseburger? With grilled onions? I was going to link to an image, but everything looked as if it were from <a href="http:\/\/thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com\/" target="_blank">thisiswhyyourefat</a>.
oh great. another frivolous website to suck up my time.
goddamn you interwebs.
well if the tagliolini&#039;s homemade it&#039;s TOTS worth it.
served with a frisson of shredded republican political prospects.
Malkin?
And a <a href="http:\/\/www.drinkupny.com\/Dalmore_Constellation_1969_p\/s1336.htm" target="_blank">nice whisky </a>to wash it down.
One time in Tokyo, the hotel I was staying at was having a month-long &quot;Blowfish Celebration&quot; in one of their restaurants.
No, I didn&#039;t. As I recall, some dozens or hundreds of Japanese diners die annually from ill-prepared fugu.
When I watch home improvement shows and some wretchedly self-centered couple says they want to spend $100,000 so their kitchen will feel &quot;warmer&quot; when they&#039;re entertaining their friends (people on these shows are always &quot;entertaining friends&quot;), I think how warm they&#039;d feel if they gave $100,000 to the food bank. Or left an extra $10 tip the next ten thousand times they go to Olive Garden to &quot;entertain their friends&quot;. That&#039;s what I think.
I dunno. A cheeseburger? With grilled onions? I was going to link to an image, but everything looked as if it were from <a href="http:\/\/thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com\/" target="_blank">thisiswhyyourefat</a>.
Tiger blood, duh!
Probably has some kind of special sauce.
It must come with that ridiculous coffee that is made from coffee beans which have been swallowed and shit out by some endangered species.
I suspect it would be very bitter but extremely satisfying.
Andrew Breibart&#039;s liver?
Does that come with Gypsy tear sauce?
Tongue of freshly aborted human baby. Duh.
Slender haunches too.