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oh great. another frivolous website to suck up my time.

goddamn you interwebs.

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well if the tagliolini's homemade it's TOTS worth it.

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served with a frisson of shredded republican political prospects.

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And a <a href="http:\/\/www.drinkupny.com\/Dalmore_Constellation_1969_p\/s1336.htm" target="_blank">nice whisky </a>to wash it down.

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One time in Tokyo, the hotel I was staying at was having a month-long "Blowfish Celebration" in one of their restaurants.

No, I didn't. As I recall, some dozens or hundreds of Japanese diners die annually from ill-prepared fugu.

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When I watch home improvement shows and some wretchedly self-centered couple says they want to spend $100,000 so their kitchen will feel "warmer" when they're entertaining their friends (people on these shows are always "entertaining friends"), I think how warm they'd feel if they gave $100,000 to the food bank. Or left an extra $10 tip the next ten thousand times they go to Olive Garden to "entertain their friends". That's what I think.

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I dunno. A cheeseburger? With grilled onions? I was going to link to an image, but everything looked as if it were from <a href="http:\/\/thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com\/" target="_blank">thisiswhyyourefat</a>.

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Tiger blood, duh!

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Probably has some kind of special sauce.

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It must come with that ridiculous coffee that is made from coffee beans which have been swallowed and shit out by some endangered species.

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I suspect it would be very bitter but extremely satisfying.

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Andrew Breibart's liver?

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Does that come with Gypsy tear sauce?

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Tongue of freshly aborted human baby. Duh.

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Slender haunches too.

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