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Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, I've got your purity ... right here! C'mon, ya want it?

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bobbert's avatar

#theloophole

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bobbert's avatar

Paid?

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bobbert's avatar

Friends without benefits.

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bobbert's avatar

"Early TV days"? Get off my lawn.

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diogenez's avatar

For the Purity crowd???

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Jared James's avatar

February 14 is properly celebrated as my grandmother's birthday, who has used the F word on at least two occasions. Also, she was a WAVE in the Big War and is generally more awesome than purity in any of its forms.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"...their animalistic sex drive!"

From Cruise Control to Overdrive in 4.2 seconds...

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diogenez's avatar

Are people born weird, or do we blame the parents?

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Hey, I am all for anything that makes fewer baby Republicans.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Um... the purity app allows you to locate other people in the area so that you can not have sex with them? Sign me up.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The only thing "pure" in that commercial is the stupidity.

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artem1s's avatar

goody, a new euphemism for buttsex!

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Should fap more or less <i>every</i> day.

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chascates's avatar

If an unmarried teen has sex that's because they are sinful but if a preacher has sex outside of marriage it's Satan's fault, right?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Listen, I'm on board with any initiative that keeps those filthy wingnuts from breeding. So yay, purity!

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