Oh, golly, look at these hip young chaste people who are bravely resisting our filthy culture's pressure to give in to their animalistic sex drive! They are saving themselves for marriage, and getting ready to celebrate the Day Of Purity on February 14, which the secular world knows as "Arizona Statehood Day." Day of Purity is sponsored by the "Liberty Counsel," a Christianist legal group that knows how to to do things that are much more fun than the sexing. For instance, back in 2000, they
February 14 is properly celebrated as my grandmother's birthday, who has used the F word on at least two occasions. Also, she was a WAVE in the Big War and is generally more awesome than purity in any of its forms.
If an unmarried teen has sex that's because they are sinful but if a preacher has sex outside of marriage it's Satan's fault, right?
Yeah, I've got your purity ... right here! C'mon, ya want it?
#theloophole
Paid?
Friends without benefits.
"Early TV days"? Get off my lawn.
For the Purity crowd???
February 14 is properly celebrated as my grandmother's birthday, who has used the F word on at least two occasions. Also, she was a WAVE in the Big War and is generally more awesome than purity in any of its forms.
"...their animalistic sex drive!"
From Cruise Control to Overdrive in 4.2 seconds...
Are people born weird, or do we blame the parents?
Hey, I am all for anything that makes fewer baby Republicans.
Um... the purity app allows you to locate other people in the area so that you can not have sex with them? Sign me up.
The only thing "pure" in that commercial is the stupidity.
goody, a new euphemism for buttsex!
Should fap more or less <i>every</i> day.
If an unmarried teen has sex that&#039;s because they are sinful but if a preacher has sex outside of marriage it&#039;s Satan&#039;s fault, right?
Listen, I&#039;m on board with any initiative that keeps those filthy wingnuts from breeding. So yay, purity!