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Yeah, I've got your purity ... right here! C'mon, ya want it?

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#theloophole

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Paid?

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Friends without benefits.

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"Early TV days"? Get off my lawn.

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For the Purity crowd???

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February 14 is properly celebrated as my grandmother's birthday, who has used the F word on at least two occasions. Also, she was a WAVE in the Big War and is generally more awesome than purity in any of its forms.

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"...their animalistic sex drive!"

From Cruise Control to Overdrive in 4.2 seconds...

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Are people born weird, or do we blame the parents?

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Hey, I am all for anything that makes fewer baby Republicans.

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Um... the purity app allows you to locate other people in the area so that you can not have sex with them? Sign me up.

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The only thing "pure" in that commercial is the stupidity.

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goody, a new euphemism for buttsex!

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Should fap more or less <i>every</i> day.

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If an unmarried teen has sex that's because they are sinful but if a preacher has sex outside of marriage it's Satan's fault, right?

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Listen, I'm on board with any initiative that keeps those filthy wingnuts from breeding. So yay, purity!

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