16 Comments
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Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, I've got your purity ... right here! C'mon, ya want it?

bobbert's avatar

Friends without benefits.

bobbert's avatar

"Early TV days"? Get off my lawn.

diogenez's avatar

For the Purity crowd???

Jared James's avatar

February 14 is properly celebrated as my grandmother's birthday, who has used the F word on at least two occasions. Also, she was a WAVE in the Big War and is generally more awesome than purity in any of its forms.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"...their animalistic sex drive!"

From Cruise Control to Overdrive in 4.2 seconds...

diogenez's avatar

Are people born weird, or do we blame the parents?

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Hey, I am all for anything that makes fewer baby Republicans.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Um... the purity app allows you to locate other people in the area so that you can not have sex with them? Sign me up.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The only thing "pure" in that commercial is the stupidity.

artem1s's avatar

goody, a new euphemism for buttsex!

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Should fap more or less <i>every</i> day.

chascates's avatar

If an unmarried teen has sex that's because they are sinful but if a preacher has sex outside of marriage it's Satan's fault, right?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Listen, I'm on board with any initiative that keeps those filthy wingnuts from breeding. So yay, purity!