What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?

Secret Wonkette Operative "M" sent us this photograph, which he actually took somewhere in the Eastern Time Zone, of Barack Obama saying something menacing to this poor reporter, who was probably only doing a good journalism thing like asking Obama to prove he was American! (Or maybe it was about economics, who knows.) In other words, let's have a Caption Contest!UPDATE: We have a wiener!

The "winner" will get nothing but Respect, as we'll put the best caption here in the post at the end of the day ....

And the First Place Championship Trophy for the Wonkette Caption Contest goes to beloved commenter WadISay:  

"You want to give me $20 bucks and what ?"