We will have to ask Kid Zoom, boy president of our Teen Korner for Teenz, what kind of gateway sexual activity they are teaching in Idaho these days (we are guessing: pooper-only, to save the Hyme for your Husby). If any of you know any other teenz -- although why would you? -- please ask them how their gateway sexual activity is currently being Learninged. Because in the great state of Ohio, all that Gateway Sexual Activity Learning is about to be shitcanned. Put away that banana, sex ed teacher, you will not be using a "sexual simulation device" to teach the children well! Or at all, even!
Maybe they can do like Arkansas and make larnin' 'bout sex a part of home skoolin'.
Alternatively, for thems that can afford it, tthere&#039;s always the <a href="http:\/\/blog.chron.com\/celebritybuzz\/2013\/04\/debbie-reynolds-introduced-her-son-to-sex\/" target="_blank">sex-ed semester overseas</a>.
Good to know this . . . it could avoid some really embarassing misunderstandings. OTOH, Cincy natives visiting SF or LA might find themselves in some odd situations.
...<em>&quot;It goes on to prohibit distributing certain materials, conducting demonstrations with &ldquo;sexual stimulation&rdquo;* devices, or distributing contraception&quot;</em>.
Hmmm, so technically I could drop my pants and put a condom on myself during sex-Ed?!
I was told it was chewing gum, because if a girl chews gum she will smoke and if she smokes she will fuck ... and wear lipstick. True story.
Would I have to hang out with Ohio Republicans?
More like they&#039;re trying to take the big &quot;O&quot; out of Ohio.
Maybe they can do like Arkansas and make larnin&#039; &#039;bout sex a part of home skoolin&#039;.
Alternatively, for thems that can afford it, tthere&#039;s always the <a href="http:\/\/blog.chron.com\/celebritybuzz\/2013\/04\/debbie-reynolds-introduced-her-son-to-sex\/" target="_blank">sex-ed semester overseas</a>.
That one never grows old. Speaking as a teacher.
i just got administrator deleted for talking about karl rove and wh*re diamonds? wtf?
yeah but why? i thought we just couldn&#039;t mention SP&#039;s sainted child (and my brother btw)?
why can&#039;t i mention karl rove and accounting and wh$re diamonds
Keep the kids totally ignorant about sex, and then send &#039;em off to college. What could possibly go wrong?
No wonder Mormons reproduce like [insert lagomorph of your choice].
You managed to tie sex ed to Karl Rove and whore diamonds? We&#039;re listening...
Those were the good old days, when things were so much simpler.
Good to know this . . . it could avoid some really embarassing misunderstandings. OTOH, Cincy natives visiting SF or LA might find themselves in some odd situations.
47% of oysters are lazy takers.
....@Rebbeca: left out glory holing and golden showers!
Does that involve white belts and high-water pants?
...<em>&quot;It goes on to prohibit distributing certain materials, conducting demonstrations with &ldquo;sexual stimulation&rdquo;* devices, or distributing contraception&quot;</em>.
Hmmm, so technically I could drop my pants and put a condom on myself during sex-Ed?!