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102415's avatar

I was told it was chewing gum, because if a girl chews gum she will smoke and if she smokes she will fuck ... and wear lipstick. True story.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

More like they're trying to take the big "O" out of Ohio.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Maybe they can do like Arkansas and make larnin' 'bout sex a part of home skoolin'.

Alternatively, for thems that can afford it, tthere's always the <a href="http:\/\/blog.chron.com\/celebritybuzz\/2013\/04\/debbie-reynolds-introduced-her-son-to-sex\/" target="_blank">sex-ed semester overseas</a>.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That one never grows old. Speaking as a teacher.

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fuflans's avatar

i just got administrator deleted for talking about karl rove and wh*re diamonds? wtf?

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fuflans's avatar

yeah but why? i thought we just couldn't mention SP's sainted child (and my brother btw)?

why can't i mention karl rove and accounting and wh$re diamonds

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Keep the kids totally ignorant about sex, and then send 'em off to college. What could possibly go wrong?

No wonder Mormons reproduce like [insert lagomorph of your choice].

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You managed to tie sex ed to Karl Rove and whore diamonds? We're listening...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Those were the good old days, when things were so much simpler.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Good to know this . . . it could avoid some really embarassing misunderstandings. OTOH, Cincy natives visiting SF or LA might find themselves in some odd situations.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

....@Rebbeca: left out glory holing and golden showers!

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PubOption's avatar

Does that involve white belts and high-water pants?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<em>"It goes on to prohibit distributing certain materials, conducting demonstrations with “sexual stimulation”* devices, or distributing contraception"</em>.

Hmmm, so technically I could drop my pants and put a condom on myself during sex-Ed?!

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