We will have to ask Kid Zoom, boy president of our Teen Korner for Teenz, what kind of gateway sexual activity they are teaching in Idaho these days (we are guessing: pooper-only, to save the Hyme for your Husby).
Maybe they can do like Arkansas and make larnin' 'bout sex a part of home skoolin'.
Alternatively, for thems that can afford it, tthere&#039;s always the <a href="http:\/\/blog.chron.com\/celebritybuzz\/2013\/04\/debbie-reynolds-introduced-her-son-to-sex\/" target="_blank">sex-ed semester overseas</a>.
Good to know this . . . it could avoid some really embarassing misunderstandings. OTOH, Cincy natives visiting SF or LA might find themselves in some odd situations.
...<em>&quot;It goes on to prohibit distributing certain materials, conducting demonstrations with &ldquo;sexual stimulation&rdquo;* devices, or distributing contraception&quot;</em>.
Hmmm, so technically I could drop my pants and put a condom on myself during sex-Ed?!
I was told it was chewing gum, because if a girl chews gum she will smoke and if she smokes she will fuck ... and wear lipstick. True story.
Would I have to hang out with Ohio Republicans?
More like they&#039;re trying to take the big &quot;O&quot; out of Ohio.
Maybe they can do like Arkansas and make larnin&#039; &#039;bout sex a part of home skoolin&#039;.
Alternatively, for thems that can afford it, tthere&#039;s always the <a href="http:\/\/blog.chron.com\/celebritybuzz\/2013\/04\/debbie-reynolds-introduced-her-son-to-sex\/" target="_blank">sex-ed semester overseas</a>.
That one never grows old. Speaking as a teacher.
i just got administrator deleted for talking about karl rove and wh*re diamonds? wtf?
yeah but why? i thought we just couldn&#039;t mention SP&#039;s sainted child (and my brother btw)?
why can&#039;t i mention karl rove and accounting and wh$re diamonds
Keep the kids totally ignorant about sex, and then send &#039;em off to college. What could possibly go wrong?
No wonder Mormons reproduce like [insert lagomorph of your choice].
You managed to tie sex ed to Karl Rove and whore diamonds? We&#039;re listening...
Those were the good old days, when things were so much simpler.
Good to know this . . . it could avoid some really embarassing misunderstandings. OTOH, Cincy natives visiting SF or LA might find themselves in some odd situations.
47% of oysters are lazy takers.
....@Rebbeca: left out glory holing and golden showers!
Does that involve white belts and high-water pants?
...<em>&quot;It goes on to prohibit distributing certain materials, conducting demonstrations with &ldquo;sexual stimulation&rdquo;* devices, or distributing contraception&quot;</em>.
Hmmm, so technically I could drop my pants and put a condom on myself during sex-Ed?!