What Happened to Chuck Norris?
* The House Majority Leader is also a major earmarker? It's almost like... the two are related! [ WP ]
* Everyone at last night's Univision debate to be deported. [ Politico ]
* Al Gore gives us seven years to live. [ ThinkProgress ]
* Giuliani will kill your entire family for sport. Just that kind of guy. [ NYT ]
* Obama campaigns with some crazy ass bitch. [ CNN ]