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chascates's avatar

Probably Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

He said ex-contestants, not RuPaul Herself. I can see Mystique, Mimi, Stacy Lane Matthews, and Phi Phi coordinating such a travesty.

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chascates's avatar

Even solidly masculine Charlie Crist has had to apologize for his anti-LGBT remarks.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

PONY! PONI! PONÉ!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

This is what I refer to as "autosexuality"

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

And more fabulous shirts.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

His teeth would be more jacked up if Jiggly had anything to say about it. Also, more skullet.

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Jeff Johnson's avatar

Schock may belong to a CBT group. cock and ball torture! not Confirmed Bachelors for Tradition.

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starryplou's avatar

what's congress after you've hung the moon with the wedding photographer??

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Two sparkly hooves WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up for the triumphant return of Princess Sparkle Pony!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Isn't <i>Confirmed Bachelors for Tradition</i> related to the <i>Decently Intimate Conservative Kids</i>?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I hear he flew his Learjet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the Sun.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It has been too long Princess. Welcome back to the Monkey House.

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