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chascates's avatar

Probably Gwyneth Paltrow.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

He said ex-contestants, not RuPaul Herself. I can see Mystique, Mimi, Stacy Lane Matthews, and Phi Phi coordinating such a travesty.

chascates's avatar

Even solidly masculine Charlie Crist has had to apologize for his anti-LGBT remarks.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

PONY! PONI! PONÉ!

Vienna Woods's avatar

This is what I refer to as "autosexuality"

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

And more fabulous shirts.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

His teeth would be more jacked up if Jiggly had anything to say about it. Also, more skullet.

Jeff Johnson's avatar

Schock may belong to a CBT group. cock and ball torture! not Confirmed Bachelors for Tradition.

starryplou's avatar

what's congress after you've hung the moon with the wedding photographer??

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Two sparkly hooves WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up for the triumphant return of Princess Sparkle Pony!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Isn't <i>Confirmed Bachelors for Tradition</i> related to the <i>Decently Intimate Conservative Kids</i>?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I hear he flew his Learjet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the Sun.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It has been too long Princess. Welcome back to the Monkey House.