And it's lines like, "And then the attractive person, by this time moist as a towelette, murmurs, 'Take me.'" that make me so, so happy you're back, Princess!
How much for an autographed order authorizing 'enhanced interrogation' on some random innocent Afghanis turned in for the reward money by corrupt war lords?
Austin had about an inch of ice on the roads Monday and cars were parked on all the highways. Few people know how to drive in winter conditions and everyone decided to stay home. I remember about 25-30 years ago when we actually had 4 inches of snow and people just abandoned cars all over town to walk to the nearest bars while immigrants from the Northeast roared around towing cars and enjoying the holiday.
Legendary!
If Rob Ford has ever been spotted with a golf club in his hands, I can assure you that he was not assaulting a little white ball with it.
And it's lines like, "And then the attractive person, by this time moist as a towelette, murmurs, 'Take me.'" that make me so, so happy you're back, Princess!
Every chord is full of dissonance.
I'll take a big glass of Bushmills!
Condi is a Cleveland Browns fan. She is Dead. To. Me.
Lou Sarah clicks on the leftover Romney/Rice stickers, heaves a long, lonely sigh, and silently whispers, "Call me, Glen."
Rosebud.
The End.
How much for an autographed order authorizing 'enhanced interrogation' on some random innocent Afghanis turned in for the reward money by corrupt war lords?
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=tRBDMMVctu8" target="_blank">Some</a> are self-aware.
Austin had about an inch of ice on the roads Monday and cars were parked on all the highways. Few people know how to drive in winter conditions and everyone decided to stay home. I remember about 25-30 years ago when we actually had 4 inches of snow and people just abandoned cars all over town to walk to the nearest bars while immigrants from the Northeast roared around towing cars and enjoying the holiday.
Willie Nelson?