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So how early in the d'uh bait will Ill Douche-y turn to Lester and assert..."You're not the fact-checker of me, neener, neener"?

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plus too also they are the best words...and shit

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Do you mean like Cheetos be stealin his Cheesily Dangerous?

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But can you even spell fabrication without, you know like..fact(s)

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I expert he learned all the stuff under the Jesuits at Fordham U!

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When you are done with them, please donate them to the Y'all Qaedas. They have so much to learn.

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Thanks, Rumstud, for the fucking whiplash trying to follow that.

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Some people say Bullsh*t is merely a "Lie, dressed in drag."

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You sent me to Urban Dictionary with that---Funny!! Thx.

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Your friend should hurry. K-Mart will likely declare chapter 11 trumpuptcy in the near future.

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Posting Fry & Laurie clips = automatic upvote.

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my apologies. snarkometer in the shop as I type

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Lying is a warm, cozy, magical place. You really should go there sometime....

You'll meet the best Christians and Republicans there!https://youtu.be/msy__Gujljo

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Exactly. Like we have "Mongolian Restaurants" cooking the same food a mass murderer used to make around the campfire.

Out of context much?

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I should bloody well think so!

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His family jewels, you say?

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