Chris Christie, he's a hell of a nice guy, no matter what that goldurned New York Times Magazine says. (They called him masterful and a winner, basically, in many many many words that we did not read all of, because author Mark Leibovich was basically jacking off on the page, and it made us feel icky in our icky place.)
At least from the pic we can rest easy knowing Christie's image cannot be reproduced by an iPhone 5. Well a small piece maybe, but not all of him.
I like the "Inconvenience store", where all the food, about 11 items, is up on shelves a foot from the ceiling, and the only clerk is reading.
Of course Chris Chistie eats babies. How else could a man of his girth maintain a youthful vigor while still appeasing the dark lord he serves? Gee, you make it sound like its weird or something,
"Christos eating your children"
He likes anybody who doesn't ask tough questions: Babies, fawning Faux News reporters . . . hmmm . . . anybody else?
Where did babby go?
"Shut up, kids!"
"These babies aren't from Fort Lee, otherwise they would be crying."
Alright babies, time to sit down and shut up.
At least from the pic we can rest easy knowing Christie's image cannot be reproduced by an iPhone 5. Well a small piece maybe, but not all of him.
"You know who to vote for if you ever want to see your children again"
Auditioning for a mall Santa gig?
I like the "Inconvenience store", where all the food, about 11 items, is up on shelves a foot from the ceiling, and the only clerk is reading.
Of course Chris Chistie eats babies. How else could a man of his girth maintain a youthful vigor while still appeasing the dark lord he serves? Gee, you make it sound like its weird or something,
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