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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Christos eating your children"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He likes anybody who doesn't ask tough questions: Babies, fawning Faux News reporters . . . hmmm . . . anybody else?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Shut up, kids!"

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PubOption's avatar

"These babies aren't from Fort Lee, otherwise they would be crying."

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schmannity's avatar

Alright babies, time to sit down and shut up.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

At least from the pic we can rest easy knowing Christie's image cannot be reproduced by an iPhone 5. Well a small piece maybe, but not all of him.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"You know who to vote for if you ever want to see your children again"

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SpideySenser's avatar

Auditioning for a mall Santa gig?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I like the "Inconvenience store", where all the food, about 11 items, is up on shelves a foot from the ceiling, and the only clerk is reading.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Of course Chris Chistie eats babies. How else could a man of his girth maintain a youthful vigor while still appeasing the dark lord he serves? Gee, you make it sound like its weird or something,

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Get in my belly!" <a href="http://i.imgur.com/QDHIEIl.gif" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.imgur.com/QDHIEIl.gif">http://i.imgur.com/QDHIEIl....

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