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Lefty Mark's avatar

Corn dog, aka dick on a stick.

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bobbert's avatar

Throat?

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bobbert's avatar

If it was at the Boardwalk, it may have been an art installation.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ambience man, ambience...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Art installation?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey, I <i>said</i>, "No teeth!"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Anyone here ever had "city chicken"? Ahhh, the memories from my youth...

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schmannity's avatar

Finish it off with whipped cream shots from the can.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And then you use them to catch the ever elusive <a href="" target="_blank">Dorkfish</a>

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Lot_49's avatar

I know we're not supposed to complain about the ads and Flash videos and other ephemera, but this post froze my iPad good and tight with Rick and Miche1e fellating dogs flashing on and off unstoppably. It was disturbing, if I may be so bold as to say.

PS: Eds: I'm not kidding; thought you'd like to know.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I remember walking along the Santa Cruz Boardwalk and seeing on the sand an astonishingly long line of corn dogs with one bite taken out of each one.

It was a life lesson I've never forgotten.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This recipe reminds me of Kortney for some reason.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And what of the deep fried beer? What? Have you actually <i>been</i> to a State Fair?!?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

At least Perry's doing it right .. Shely is all teeth there!

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Do you use the wieners made with rat hair, or the ones with roach poop? I know, the difference is subtle but it's there all the same.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

He's done it more.

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