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Corn dog, aka dick on a stick.

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Throat?

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If it was at the Boardwalk, it may have been an art installation.

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Ambience man, ambience...

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Art installation?

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Hey, I <i>said</i>, "No teeth!"

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Anyone here ever had "city chicken"? Ahhh, the memories from my youth...

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Finish it off with whipped cream shots from the can.

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And then you use them to catch the ever elusive <a href="" target="_blank">Dorkfish</a>

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I know we're not supposed to complain about the ads and Flash videos and other ephemera, but this post froze my iPad good and tight with Rick and Miche1e fellating dogs flashing on and off unstoppably. It was disturbing, if I may be so bold as to say.

PS: Eds: I'm not kidding; thought you'd like to know.

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I remember walking along the Santa Cruz Boardwalk and seeing on the sand an astonishingly long line of corn dogs with one bite taken out of each one.

It was a life lesson I've never forgotten.

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This recipe reminds me of Kortney for some reason.

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And what of the deep fried beer? What? Have you actually <i>been</i> to a State Fair?!?

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At least Perry's doing it right .. Shely is all teeth there!

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Do you use the wieners made with rat hair, or the ones with roach poop? I know, the difference is subtle but it's there all the same.

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He's done it more.

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