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kmblue187's avatar

"Well, yes, because he was president, and ALSO the way he accepted a $1 million bribe from El Chapo to allow cocaine shipments to breeze through Honduras."

Trump: "Just say NO to pardoning anyone innocent."

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Trump’s pardon list is starting to look like the guest registry at a cartel wedding. Every day it’s another dirty politician, another coke kingpin, another dude who should absolutely not be handed freedom like it’s a Timeshare giveaway. At this point the only people still doing their full sentences are the ones who didn’t think to write a tear-soaked letter about “being framed by Biden.”

If this is law and order, then Boozy Bruce the raccoon should be secretary of defense.

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Goin Green's avatar

It's the New Legion of Doom.

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RRJKR's avatar

People decided they wanted a King, and they got one. It's easy to get a King, but nearly impossible to get rid of one.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Condo closing moved now to 12/9. Ffs, can we just do this already!?!? That feels so far off!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

UGH! Pick a FUCKING DATE and get it done! I hate moving targets like that!!!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I hope she's never freed

LyndaGood

‪@lyndagood.bsky.social

Maxwell Wants Out of Prison..I Want a Vacation on Mars

Maxwell is trying to get out of prison again.Because nothing says “justice system” like the convicted accomplice of Jeffrey Epstein filing her own motion, without a lawyer,hoping a federal judge will say, “You know what? Sure.Off you go.”

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

If I was her I'd be scared of all the uber rich people she knows are child rapists who could disappear her IN A HEARTBEAT.

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good_duck's avatar

She must be very confident in her dead-man's switch.

I wonder whether the friend with whom Jeffrey Epstein made his "mail this envelope in case of suspicious death" arrangement was actually Donald...

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Goin Green's avatar

You NEVER EVER use an idiot as your DMS... Epstein knew Donald was a idiot.

Everyone knew Donald was a idiot.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Almost very sure she is trying to remind them of just that. Also after what happened to Eps, I am guessing she has some measures in place, or, told them that she does.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Do you know who 𝘐 am? Who 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 are?"

I imagine that there are places where it's a compelling argument

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Martin Shobe's avatar

<Looks a the President of the United States>. Yep.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

She can't even get a lawyer to file it for her? Damn, that's awful.

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tek's avatar

This is the opposite of "the truth shall set you free"

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Fog of Jen's avatar

She's just keeping her name in the press hoping to remind Donnie that she knows him in many senses of the word.

I figure It'll be right after the midterms, no matter what happens

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YaJagoff's avatar

Steve Cropper, legendary guitarist for Booker T & the MGs, Otis Redding, dies at 84. Here he is with Wison Pickett Midnight Hour https://youtu.be/FGVGFfj7POA and Booker T & the MGs Soul Limbo https://youtu.be/GWHFa2848uM

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Gammarae's avatar

heard that on the news this morning, and man, "green onions" really took me back.

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YaJagoff's avatar

One of my favorite instrumentals of all time.

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Dina's avatar

I'm so low-brow when it comes to music that the only reason I know Steve Cropper is him being part of the Blues Brothers band (not to mention Murph and the Magic Tones, lol).

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

He played on the original Sam and Dave version of "Soul Man", along with Duck Dunn.

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Dina's avatar

And that I did not know.

Donald "Duck" Dunn: also of Murph and the Magic Tones. 😁

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

They played with all the greats, because they were also great.

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YaJagoff's avatar

Well, I learned something, IDNK that he was in Murph and the Magic Tones. I knew about the Blues Bro. but didn't include a song.

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Dina's avatar
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Murph and the Magic Tones was the band that members of the Blues Brothers band formed in the movie when Jake went to prison. They played a lot of Holiday Inn lounges.(In short, not a real band but they did a killer version of "Quando quando quando," lol)

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Even the whitest, most racist old British man will have a visceral reaction to Soul Limbo, as, for some reason, it was used as the title music for TV cricket coverage.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Why does this even *exist*?

𝗣𝗼𝗼𝗽-𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 '𝗲𝗻𝗱-𝘁𝗼-𝗲𝗻𝗱' 𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

Talk about enshittification

https://www.theregister.com/2025/12/03/pooppeeping_dekoda_toilet_attachment_encryption/

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The Wanderer's avatar

Scatophiles will love it.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

"what to buy for that hard to shop for person"

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The Wanderer's avatar

LOL

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"...poo-related health data... "to train our AI models and for other machine learning purposes."..."

Fascinating presentation to the investors, I bet

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good_duck's avatar

Never change, theregister!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

You can tell a lot about a person just by looking at what comes out of them.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Garbage in, garbage out.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Hahahaeww.

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good_duck's avatar

Good morning!

#Worldle #1413 (04.12.2025) 1/6 (100%)

🔥 Current Win Streak: 6 days

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

🧭⭐📍🚩🧠🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️🪙📐

https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

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Zyxomma's avatar

Good morning, good_duck.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

I knew what the worldle waas, but struggled a bit with the acceptable name.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Right! They should revert to their old empirical names.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

It's still mostly dark out, but the light is starting to break. The cat is ready to play, she loves chasing ping-pong balls.

Game on.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Good morning, Suzie.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Good morning, zyxomma! I will be finishing off the last of the "holiday" fruit for breakfast this morning, I'd picked up something we hadn't had before, a red kiwi. It's really just a splash of red around the seeds then it looks like the normal kiwi. I often think of you when I have my fruit for breakfast. What is your go-to fruit during the winter? I often use pineapple but its flavor is so strong it masks the other fruits.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Oh, that sounds nice!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

It's delightful!

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

yeah, Daisy too. It has to be done just right - in the right order from room to room, or she won't play

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Our living room is one of those two story "great room" style rooms with a little balcony in front of the upstairs bedroom. She likes to be up there, we toss it up and she knocks it back at us, sometimes with great accuracy. If you go back to repose on the couch, you might get hit by a ping pong ball. Certainly helps us get our steps in early in the day. We call the game So You Think You Can Sit

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Babe Paley's avatar

I love it!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Wow that's pretty spot on!

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JustPixelz's avatar

I went to NYC yesterday for a few reasons including Tour of the United Nations. The other visitors and the staff were from all over the world, speaking foreign languages and, some, wearing clothing of their homeland. But that's also true outside the U.N. building on the streets of New York. While at the U.N., I ended TWELVE wars! According to the tour guide, that is the world's record. SUCK IT DONNIE!

After the cosmopolitan experience at the U.N and in midtown Manhattan, I took the 7 train to Chinatown in Flushing Queens. That was not cosmopolitan at all; it was pure China. I went there to buy a particular gift and was helped by Juan. So maybe a little bit of cosmopolitan NYC to be found.

I did not see any ICE or National Guard.

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tek's avatar

How did you manage to survive all the socialism?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Yeah! How many times were you murdered?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I love my small town. From a local story on restricting Marijuana use in drivers:

“About every probably dozen or so cars that come through my neighborhood stop at a stop sign in front of my house looks like Cheech and Chong pouring out of their car, for the easiest reference, not uncommon at all,” Barbour said.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Bleah. I have to get new health insurance, someone's doctor won't be covered next year.

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

One of my least favorite features of end-stage capitalism.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Good morning, Bob. So sorry.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Why does it have to feel so adversarial?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I hate the entire thing, Bob. Why is it only once a year? Why can't we switch out like car insurance if they're being assholes? How come they can just change shit on us, and then give us such a small window to make up our minds in the first place?

It's all so shady

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Blah yadda, 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘏𝘖𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙𝘚 blabla, etc"

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Damn, that stinks.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

BOLLOCKS!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

#Worldle #1413 (04.12.2025) 1/6 (100%)

🔥 Current Win Streak: 23 days

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

🧭⭐📍🚩🧠🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️🪙🏙

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Good morning! I may actually finally be recovered mostly from the flu. Today I venture forth to purchase a turkey and ham on sale.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Good morning, VW, and glad you're on the mend.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Glad you’re feeling better!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Good morning, Babe. Always good to see you.

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Babe Paley's avatar

You too! Is your breakfast repast almost ready?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Another sniveling little turd. AT&T is the fucking WORST, also too.

𝗙𝗖𝗖 𝗯𝗼𝘀𝘀 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗿 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘃𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝗘𝗜 𝗮𝘀 𝗔𝗧&𝗧 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝘀

AT&T accused of “financial play to curry favor” with Trump administration.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/12/fcc-boss-brendan-carr-claims-another-victory-over-dei-as-att-drops-programs/

ACCUSED? Really?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Good morning, Land Shark. Please deliver Mrs. LS RN a hug from us.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

They must be paying for the golden gilt for the ballroom.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Good morning. I read we have you to thank for the Coati gif yesterday, and I'm grateful for that.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

oh no..... it was Martini that had that brilliance.... knocked it out of the ballpark!! My friend at work is married to one of the founders of World Coati Day, and Martini was kind enough to really dress the day up right!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Probably more lucrative government contract

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Zyxomma's avatar

Good morning, Jen.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Good morning, Zyx!

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

We are a global corporation based in a European country. They just sent out our annual Merry Christmas and Happy New Year card. It is delivered by email.

Seriously, it isn't a card. It is a picture you sent in an email.

Way to pull out all the stops and make us feel like part of a family. Well done.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Hey, if they didn't order you to attend a mandatory fun party that's a win in my book.

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tek's avatar

yeah, in the weekly company engineering meeting yesterday at my main client, the brown-nosers were asking for all the details of the holiday party.

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from Dark Side of the Horse a few weeks ago:

Interviewer: "There are pros and cons of working here. For example, we arrange a lot of fun activities for our employees"

Interviewee: "That's great. What are the pros?"

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Shocktreatment's avatar

So warm! So personal! It's the thought that counts...

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

yeah, they thought a pretty AI designed picture would make up for shafting us on a bonus this year.

that thought counts for poo in my book.

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