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John W.'s avatar

Bewitched!! Perfect!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I. Just. Can't. Even.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

They just can't stay out of our pants.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Abortion Medication causes Tylenol!"

Stephen St John's avatar

It all boils down to one basic difference:

Democrats are more or less "live and let live."

Rethugs are "my way or the highway."

Pexas Teat's avatar

They hate us for our freedoms.

Resource NW's avatar

Soon to be my way or prison.... followed shortly by my way or death, forget the dam cake.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Define "live" you leftist socialist communist fascist dictator perfessor so-called!

Michael's avatar

Texas Texas Texas. I get so tired of them even after having lived there almost seventy yrs ago. Wish we could carpet bomb that state with sanity but it just wouldn't soak in.. Texas is a total anchor to our society but what can you do?

pstokk's avatar

Bbq's pretty good though.

Hank Napkin's avatar

My Only Texas Story

Years ago I was in Midland / Odessa on a photo shoot (don't ask) and was billeted in the Midland Holiday Inn and Towers. The whole motel was on one ground floor. There was no towers. O, also: "Malmborg in Plano"!

Hank Napkin's avatar

DO NOT make a Fawlty Towers comment!

Mr Beeep's avatar

Carpet bomb them with glitter. That stuff is sticky.

Dina's avatar

Then go a bit off-piste and do Florida!

Michael's avatar

Most definitely

Louise James's avatar

Didn't Jason Miller - one of Trump's thumb-with-a-face, chin-less, neck beard minions - secretly put an abortion pill in his girlfriend's (not his wife) smoothie (allegedly)?

These are not good people who are coming up with these bullshit, anti-woman laws, is what I'm saying.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"The story of a woman whose boyfriend ordered abortion medication online and then slipped it into her hot cocoa"

If you replaced "hot cocoa" with "smoothie", you'd have the story of A.J. Delgado and Jason Miller. Only the best people, you know.

Louise James's avatar

I should have scrolled down!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

It's the Wonket hivemind. *hi five*

tehbaddr's avatar

1984's Junior Anti-Sex League!

Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

Pretty sure SCOTUS will allow profiling of anyone who looks like they might be able to get pregnant or might be able to swallow a pill! Or anyone who could buy a pill. Stop 'em, examine 'em, do blood work, detain while waiting on results. Oops! That's all of us. Slippery slope everywhere you turn.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

Fuck it—I’m going back to bed.

tehbaddr's avatar

There was a Wonker here who went by Gladys Kravitz' Curtains, are they still around?

WokeGrandma's avatar

Yes, I've seen posts from them.

Free beach's avatar

Haven’t seen that one in a bit. But yeah hilarious avatar

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Surya Bonaly lands backflip during her skate:

It's at the 3:55 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mreoWzjej8k

Michael Bowen's avatar

An amazing athlete.

Gout Machine's avatar

Your party of small government, ladies and germs.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...

Gout Machine's avatar

I know. I kill me!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

"𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱."

https://bsky.app/profile/democratcats.bsky.social/post/3lydikvpwuc2e

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Can blue states pass a reproductive rights bounty hunting law where you can sue anyone who tries to take your reproductive rights away from you? Even if they live in another state?

No more nice polite Democrats.