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insert_something_creative's avatar

Once again, very happy I live in California.

Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

For the sake of creating a temporary and artificial dip in the infection statistics just long enough to skate by in an election, this president will gladly get thousands more of us killed.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Sometimes fear is a good thing.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Not surprising. There have been reports of non-compliant weddings up here as well.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

I'm looking forward to the 2030s when conservatives will be busy contextualizing the pandemic response as a perfect example of government incompetence and the dangers of a strong executive.

Jessie's avatar

He used to be mine. I love him SO MUCH!!!

Kooolest G's avatar

I haven't left my house in weeks and my neighborhood is very good about wearing masks, but if I do run across some asshole not wearing a mask I fully intend on saying "I'm with you brother/sister the government can't tell me that I have to cover any part of me!!!!!! I know my rights!!!!!!" then I will proceed to take off all my clothes (except my mask) it's not like anybody is gonna die from looking at my bare ass

Kooolest G's avatar

cuomo said the same thing

Kooolest G's avatar

already done. gavin newsom might have questionable taste in women, but he's not trying to kill us all

Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

Is it okay to test corpses of people who seemingly died of pneumonia and general organ failure on the off chance that they may of had just a touch of COVID-19 that was totally unrelated to dropping dead? Of course that doesn't mean that maybe somebody should check up with the people who the deceased lived with or came into close contact with before their demise. That's just crazy talk.

Kooolest G's avatar

every other civilized country seemed to be able to do it

Kooolest G's avatar

but they measure their population using the metric system. checkmate libtards

tiredsucker's avatar

Make Redfield go away and have him take Birx with him.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

‘Weak’ and ‘sad’ are woefully inadequate to describe this fuckery.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

I lived in Alaska. But I got older.

wmpmacm's avatar

Oh Lord......I think people had better luck when the Vikings came to town