Never let it be said that Your Wonkette is anything but sex-positive and pro-freaky-deakiness. But when it's Allen West and he's writing to his wife from Iraq right around the time he is having people beaten and then shooting guns next to their heads, and he is so weird and Allen West-like, well ... here, let us read together Allen West's
Rather than a position only for prudes, I've always found that missionary has the potential for far more life affirming obscenity than any of the other positions, and certainly, hands down, the most obscene position to use when vigorously and deeply and slammingly sodomizing one's true love.
Oh, yeah, Alan West. This is about him, right?
The hell with Alan West. Alan West is a fucking insect.
But just think, Steve King is also not a shoo-in for re-election. The three most vocally insane members of Congress all being booted at once? The very thought of it! It's... it's... electrifying.
I feel filthy just sharing the same species as this fucktard. Don&#039;t you just love how the male xtianist mind instantly subjugates wife to concubine. And that&#039;s really some love and romance there - <i>God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want.</i> No you miserable excuse for human, <strong>YOU</strong> <i>chose</i> this woman as your partner. I extend my profound sympathies to his wife. And allow me to extend my profound apologies to all women for having to inhabit the same planet as does Allen West, and all those like him.
Back in the day there were various &quot;foreplay&quot; methods based on national stereotypes (&quot;Irish,&quot; &quot;Italian,&quot; etc.).
Now we have &quot;Allan West &#039;Foreplay&#039;&quot; - &quot;Atten-SHUN!&quot;
GOD HAS AUTHORIZED YOU TO MAKE BONERS INVERT, FOREVER, ALLEN WEST. MAKE IT SO
50 Shades of Bray.
Rather than a position only for prudes, I've always found that missionary has the potential for far more life affirming obscenity than any of the other positions, and certainly, hands down, the most obscene position to use when vigorously and deeply and slammingly sodomizing one's true love.
Oh, yeah, Alan West. This is about him, right?
The hell with Alan West. Alan West is a fucking insect.
It&#039;s mourning in Amercia.
acts involved diapers...
In your Penthouse collection? Issue #325, right?
ISWYDT
(I&#039;ve <i>Seen</i> What You Did There)
But just think, Steve King is also not a shoo-in for re-election. The three most vocally insane members of Congress all being booted at once? The very thought of it! It&#039;s... it&#039;s... electrifying.
//snark off
I feel filthy just sharing the same species as this fucktard. Don&#039;t you just love how the male xtianist mind instantly subjugates wife to concubine. And that&#039;s really some love and romance there - <i>God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want.</i> No you miserable excuse for human, <strong>YOU</strong> <i>chose</i> this woman as your partner. I extend my profound sympathies to his wife. And allow me to extend my profound apologies to all women for having to inhabit the same planet as does Allen West, and all those like him.
I was going to go with: &quot;Party. Party <em>hard</em>!&quot;
Answering the door not wearing very much when the milkman rings the bell.
Like actor said. The decree absolute.
long form...
We still make fun of Sarah Palin, don&#039;t we? She&#039;l never running for anything again.
Back in the day there were various &quot;foreplay&quot; methods based on national stereotypes (&quot;Irish,&quot; &quot;Italian,&quot; etc.).
Now we have &quot;Allan West &#039;Foreplay&#039;&quot; - &quot;Atten-SHUN!&quot;
Wow, I was thinking that I&#039;d just tell him to fuck off. Non-negotiable, indeed.