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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

GOD HAS AUTHORIZED YOU TO MAKE BONERS INVERT, FOREVER, ALLEN WEST. MAKE IT SO

Dolmance's avatar

Rather than a position only for prudes, I've always found that missionary has the potential for far more life affirming obscenity than any of the other positions, and certainly, hands down, the most obscene position to use when vigorously and deeply and slammingly sodomizing one's true love.

Oh, yeah, Alan West. This is about him, right?

The hell with Alan West. Alan West is a fucking insect.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It's mourning in Amercia.

diogenez's avatar

acts involved diapers...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In your Penthouse collection? Issue #325, right?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

ISWYDT

(I've <i>Seen</i> What You Did There)

SullivanSt's avatar

But just think, Steve King is also not a shoo-in for re-election. The three most vocally insane members of Congress all being booted at once? The very thought of it! It's... it's... electrifying.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

//snark off

I feel filthy just sharing the same species as this fucktard. Don't you just love how the male xtianist mind instantly subjugates wife to concubine. And that's really some love and romance there - <i>God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want.</i> No you miserable excuse for human, <strong>YOU</strong> <i>chose</i> this woman as your partner. I extend my profound sympathies to his wife. And allow me to extend my profound apologies to all women for having to inhabit the same planet as does Allen West, and all those like him.

SullivanSt's avatar

I was going to go with: "Party. Party <em>hard</em>!"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Answering the door not wearing very much when the milkman rings the bell.

SullivanSt's avatar

Like actor said. The decree absolute.

PsycWench's avatar

We still make fun of Sarah Palin, don't we? She'l never running for anything again.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Back in the day there were various "foreplay" methods based on national stereotypes ("Irish," "Italian," etc.).

Now we have "Allan West 'Foreplay'" - "Atten-SHUN!"

PsycWench's avatar

Wow, I was thinking that I'd just tell him to fuck off. Non-negotiable, indeed.