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In this scenario, does the gun count as one thing, and each bullet count individually?

NVM, I guess two bullets would be all I need for a murder/suicide.

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Funny. I've always thought of Dr. Ruth as the straight Dan Savage.

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his girlfriend, an escape pod (to put him in) and a case of beer

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everyone needs some nice time thoughts for that drive east on I-10, amirite?

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it's called a sperm bank- the night deposit box is a bit of a mess though...

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Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them...

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I thought reverse tea bagging was when you advocate for higher taxes and more government

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<i>So I figure if he has not tried to fuck me, he probably just wants a good tip from the businesslady entrepreneuress?

–Anonymous</i>

Dear Anonymous,

If a guy wants to fuck, you will never, <i>ever</i> have to guess about it.

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Jose Canseco Libul!!11

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Satan or regular?

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anonymous

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Wait. Dan Savage is <em>gay</em>?

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"Is Orange the coolest color, or are you functionally color-blind?"

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Would Buy.

Just Sayin'...

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