What Sexy Things Will Your Editrix Be Asking…

[Shypixel]

In this scenario, does the gun count as one thing, and each bullet count individually?

NVM, I guess two bullets would be all I need for a murder/suicide.

[Shypixel]

Funny. I've always thought of Dr. Ruth as the straight Dan Savage.

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

Obama

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

his girlfriend, an escape pod (to put him in) and a case of beer

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

everyone needs some nice time thoughts for that drive east on I-10, amirite?

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

it's called a sperm bank- the night deposit box is a bit of a mess though...

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them...

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

I thought reverse tea bagging was when you advocate for higher taxes and more government

[Joshua Norton]

<i>So I figure if he has not tried to fuck me, he probably just wants a good tip from the businesslady entrepreneuress?

–Anonymous</i>

Dear Anonymous,

If a guy wants to fuck, you will never, <i>ever</i> have to guess about it.

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

Jose Canseco Libul!!11

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

BRB

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

Satan or regular?

[Zippy W. Pinhead]

anonymous

[Shypixel]

Wait. Dan Savage is <em>gay</em>?

[Shypixel]

"Is Orange the coolest color, or are you functionally color-blind?"

[Shypixel]

Would Buy.

Just Sayin'...