It looks as if St. Bristol Palin, Virgin Queen of Wasilla, might have finally fired her ghost-blogger, as all her new blog posts are one sentence long and stupid. For instance, this thing above! Put on your thinking caps, Wonkers, there is work to be done! What should Bristol Palin name her new dog?
Mitt named his dog "Cargo". What's wrong with that?
Most of the names in your wonkette survey are already Palin family nicknames. Won't that be confusing at Thanksgiving? "I wasn't talking to you Shithead, I was talking to my husband."
That guy in the picture. There's something about him. Is his name Marcus?
"Target" would be perfect on so many levels, but I think "Glock" would probably appeal to Bristle.
You know what happens when you publish pics with survey marks on them.
Damn you.
It also allows "Roofie the Newfie".
I find "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is a pretty good name for most dogs.
SINCE WHEN DOES A PALIN NEED HELPING NAMING SOMETHING?
(Besides the newspapers she reads, of course.)
I think we have a winner.
We'll get the results around the same time we get to see those Romney app pics from last week. :(
Well if she's got a kid called Trip, she should call the dog Fall. She might then get a job doing ads for a shyster law firm.
What they really need is to get off mah fuckin' computer screen.
Almost makes me want to listen to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=pgQ8gph1kHs" target="_blank">The Hives</a>
&quot;Hey You, Shithead, Stop That&quot; has a nice ring to it. And probably what it will be called more than any name it&#039;s given.
The Palins think irony is <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=AY-rVVRZoC8" target="_blank">like goldy and bronzey</a>.
Which one is the dog in the pic?
FIDO, a.k.a, Fucking Idiot Dog Owner.
Mitt named his dog &quot;Cargo&quot;. What&#039;s wrong with that?
Most of the names in your wonkette survey are already Palin family nicknames. Won&#039;t that be confusing at Thanksgiving? &quot;I wasn&#039;t talking to you Shithead, I was talking to my husband.&quot;
That guy in the picture. There&#039;s something about him. Is his name Marcus?
Big black Newfoundland? Funny, in that picture he looks blond and white.
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