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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Target" would be perfect on so many levels, but I think "Glock" would probably appeal to Bristle.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You know what happens when you publish pics with survey marks on them.

bobbert's avatar

Damn you.

It also allows "Roofie the Newfie".

chascates's avatar

I find "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is a pretty good name for most dogs.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

SINCE WHEN DOES A PALIN NEED HELPING NAMING SOMETHING?

(Besides the newspapers she reads, of course.)

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think we have a winner.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

We'll get the results around the same time we get to see those Romney app pics from last week. :(

PubOption's avatar

Well if she's got a kid called Trip, she should call the dog Fall. She might then get a job doing ads for a shyster law firm.

SullivanSt's avatar

What they really need is to get off mah fuckin' computer screen.

SullivanSt's avatar

Almost makes me want to listen to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=pgQ8gph1kHs" target="_blank">The Hives</a>

Joshua Norton's avatar

"Hey You, Shithead, Stop That" has a nice ring to it. And probably what it will be called more than any name it's given.

SullivanSt's avatar

The Palins think irony is <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=AY-rVVRZoC8" target="_blank">like goldy and bronzey</a>.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Which one is the dog in the pic?

Fartknocker's avatar

FIDO, a.k.a, Fucking Idiot Dog Owner.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mitt named his dog "Cargo". What's wrong with that?

Most of the names in your wonkette survey are already Palin family nicknames. Won't that be confusing at Thanksgiving? "I wasn't talking to you Shithead, I was talking to my husband."

That guy in the picture. There's something about him. Is his name Marcus?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Big black Newfoundland? Funny, in that picture he looks blond and white.

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