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CzechJournalists's avatar

fuck ted cruz, of course, but i think Judge Rob Kelly has the most blood on his hands for this disaster. man is the most egregious example of (not as rare as i'd like around these parts) country fried pigfuck stupid.

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Maybe's avatar

The problem isn't that Cruz leaves Texas during horrible disasters. It's that he always come back.

I'm fine with the leaving part, especially since he tends to leave the country.

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kmblue187's avatar

“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”

― Al Franken

Had to post this again, and I wish Al was still in the Senate. I read where he wishes he stuck it out and had his ethics hearing.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

He was an excellent senator. He needs to run again.

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kmblue187's avatar

I remember watching him interview scumbags on whatever committee he served on. He eviscerated them.

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beb's avatar

Ted Cruz remains the man with the most punchable face in Congress.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

I dunno about that. "Josh" Hawley's there, too.

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beb's avatar

I didn't say Ted Cruz was the ONLY man in Congress with a punchable face.

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Jjamie's avatar

As has been said, Fuck Ted Cruz. Different day, same fucker!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I'm all for revoking Fled Cruise's citizenship. Unfortunately, Canada won't take him back.

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Maybe's avatar

Russia seems to like our Repub WingNuts. Let them have him.

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Just_Jim's avatar

Hasn’t the US done enough to piss off Canada without forcing Cruz on them?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

He should go to where his father came from, Cuba.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

We absolutely will not. I hear El Salvador is lovely this time of year...

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Texas keeps voting for a stupid and callous government that does nothing for them but feed their rugged individualist cowboy fantasies. Climate change is gonna kick

Texas’s teeth in and they dont care. And neither do I.

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Maybe's avatar

A lot of right-wingers don't yet believe in climate change. Unfortunately, climate change believes in them.

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forestvillain's avatar

Ted Cruz is an unpolished turd. Flush twice.

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Maybe's avatar

It seems that he is unflushable.

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Opiwan's avatar

I really wish everyone would stop referring to the results of natural disasters in financial terms. If we want to start shifting the narrative in this country, we need to start by emphasizing costs in human, societal, and communal terms. Talking about the financial "costs" just reinforces the ingrained belief that all that matters is capital and the artificial financial "value" that the owners "lost" (which they all have insurance for, of course). I can already hear all of you "but" people out there breathing deeply to talk about the individuals who lost $X because their homes blah blah... yes, talk about how their LIVES were destroyed, which is far more relatable and nuanced than "this now-refugee lost $239,900 in home value (in 1999 dollars)".

You STILL hear more often about the billions of dollars of damage that Katrina wreaked across Louisiana while few discuss the number of dead or displaced-and never-returned HUMANS affected anymore. We know people died, and we know people had to leave, but that's never what the story tellers emphasize and make the central focus. Every year we talk about how tornado season causes $X of damage across the Plains states, but those stories rarely cite the average number of dead or displaced PEOPLE because that would make people feel funny in their emotion parts. I'm a math nerd and love numbers, but reducing complexity and tragedy to a convenient number is harmful in this context, not helpful.

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Maybe's avatar

The irony is that preventing climate disasters and easing hardships would cost far less than just letting the disasters happen.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

" I can already hear all of you "but" people out there breathing deeply to talk about the individuals who lost $X because their homes blah blah... "

You're right that everything in the U.S. is measured in monetary terms. That said, I'm confident that most of the folks who read and post on Wonkette are not among these "but" people.

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Opiwan's avatar

Not to be confused with "butt" people, of course LOL

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Sadly, that is just because the US is what the US is. We hear people die and we go oh no, that is so sad, I will donate to the red cross. We hear there was a billion in property loss or damage and we go holy shit we should pay for an early warning system!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

edit: I do not mean we us here. But the US in general.

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oscarphile's avatar

When he dies, NOBODY will miss him. NOBODY.

HIs wife, you say? You mean the wife whom the rapist insulted right before Cruz almost immediately became one of the rapist's most fervent taintlicks? That wife?

No, she won't.

NOBODY.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Fuck Rafael no preferred names Cruz...when he points a finger three more point back at him....

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

“He was with his family and a lone security guard,” said an eyewitness at the Parthenon. “As he walked past us, I simply said, ‘20 kids dead in Texas and you take a vacation?’

“He sort of grunted and walked on,” the Swamp spy continued. “His wife shot me a dirty look. Then they continued on with their tour guide.”

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

"Kerr County Judge Rob Kelly says that there’s no warning system because “Taxpayers won’t pay for it.”

Apparently this was an assumption elected officials made, because taxpayers were never actually given an opportunity to vote on this.

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Maybe's avatar

The missing part of this information is what Kelly was willing to have the taxpayers pay for instead.

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UVB-76's avatar

Another braying ass heard from.

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What A Debacle's avatar

We need Molly Ivins

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Major Kong's avatar

As she once said, "Texas is the national laboratory for bad government." You can add Florida to the lab list.

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What A Debacle's avatar

She was amazing.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Expecting Ted Cruise to be anything other than a hypocritical, lying grifter in the face of ANY attempt to make the GOP responsible for any suffering ... is like expect Cruz to stick around in the face of a natural disaster in Texas.

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