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palintwit's avatar

Sarah Palin and her teabags... breathing new life into the floppy clown shoe industry and creating new jobs !

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Teto85's avatar

Oh, Governor-Quitter Palin. She's had her 15 minutes. In fact she owes us a few hours. Oh wait, her coffers are drying up and she's revving up to fill them up again. As a grifter she has never quit.

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Teto85's avatar

LOL You owe me a new keyboard.

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Nefercat's avatar

"What The Hell Does Sarah Palin Want Now?--------------------------Her 2008 freshly plucked off her snowbank and a tiara jammed on her head ♪ glory days ♫ ♪♫ ...

She is just too stupid and narcissistic to realize that ♫♪ well they'll pass you by ♪♫ and her case, they already have.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Put a positive hot wire in their other hand, and you're in business. 240 V should do the trick.

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Tyroanee's avatar

These Palin Fellatio Moments Brought to you by:•Brawny- premature accidents happen... and cleanups can be messy•Viagra- cuz you ain't no spring chicken!•Ronald Reagan Library- insert make shit up here

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bardgal's avatar

Only if we can watch it live on PPV, and all proceeds go to the American Wildlife Foundation.

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bardgal's avatar

OMG me too.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And a very loud flight attendant, BUH-BYE!

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Canyonlobo's avatar

She should serve her energy for neighborhood brawls.

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dowl's avatar

She got someone else to ghost cut and paste.

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MM's avatar

It's never easy to give up the Grift--so she'll never leave politics

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yaymccheeks's avatar

I can imagine Sarah watching this editorial travesty over and over as she cries herself to sleep in the bedroom of a used doublewide. Kind of like Howard Hughes watching Ice Station Zebra.

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Alan Williams's avatar

What Makes Sarah Run?

The heart-warming rags to glitches story of a girl from the heartland who grifted her way thru the ice and snow and into the Conservative Money Raising Racket Industrial Complex.

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

How, dear Wonkette are we to comment on something that isn't there?

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