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palintwit's avatar

Sarah Palin and her teabags... breathing new life into the floppy clown shoe industry and creating new jobs !

Teto85's avatar

Oh, Governor-Quitter Palin. She's had her 15 minutes. In fact she owes us a few hours. Oh wait, her coffers are drying up and she's revving up to fill them up again. As a grifter she has never quit.

Teto85's avatar

LOL You owe me a new keyboard.

Nefercat's avatar

"What The Hell Does Sarah Palin Want Now?--------------------------Her 2008 freshly plucked off her snowbank and a tiara jammed on her head ♪ glory days ♫ ♪♫ ...

She is just too stupid and narcissistic to realize that ♫♪ well they'll pass you by ♪♫ and her case, they already have.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Put a positive hot wire in their other hand, and you're in business. 240 V should do the trick.

Tyroanee's avatar

These Palin Fellatio Moments Brought to you by:•Brawny- premature accidents happen... and cleanups can be messy•Viagra- cuz you ain't no spring chicken!•Ronald Reagan Library- insert make shit up here

bardgal's avatar

Only if we can watch it live on PPV, and all proceeds go to the American Wildlife Foundation.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And a very loud flight attendant, BUH-BYE!

Canyonlobo's avatar

She should serve her energy for neighborhood brawls.

dowl's avatar

She got someone else to ghost cut and paste.

MM's avatar

It's never easy to give up the Grift--so she'll never leave politics

yaymccheeks's avatar

I can imagine Sarah watching this editorial travesty over and over as she cries herself to sleep in the bedroom of a used doublewide. Kind of like Howard Hughes watching Ice Station Zebra.

Alan Williams's avatar

What Makes Sarah Run?

The heart-warming rags to glitches story of a girl from the heartland who grifted her way thru the ice and snow and into the Conservative Money Raising Racket Industrial Complex.

Charon's Avatar's avatar

How, dear Wonkette are we to comment on something that isn't there?