The face of the Republican Party. Does Sarah want to be vice president when Donald Trump becomes "president," because he already said he wants to tap her, in a government way? Does she want to Maverick her way into the You Betcha spot at the last minute and run for president? (Probably not, presidents don't usually quit halfway through their terms unless they've been caught doing Watergate.) Is she just GRIFTING FOR CASH LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES, because it beats getting a real job? All these questions come to mind as we watch this new "documentary" on how awesome she is, conveniently released the same week as the first Republican primary, because Palin has never seen limelight she didn't want to toss word salad in the middle of.
Oh, Governor-Quitter Palin. She's had her 15 minutes. In fact she owes us a few hours. Oh wait, her coffers are drying up and she's revving up to fill them up again. As a grifter she has never quit.
"What The Hell Does Sarah Palin Want Now?--------------------------Her 2008 freshly plucked off her snowbank and a tiara jammed on her head ♪ glory days ♫ ♪♫ ...
She is just too stupid and narcissistic to realize that ♫♪ well they'll pass you by ♪♫ and her case, they already have.
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I can imagine Sarah watching this editorial travesty over and over as she cries herself to sleep in the bedroom of a used doublewide. Kind of like Howard Hughes watching Ice Station Zebra.
The heart-warming rags to glitches story of a girl from the heartland who grifted her way thru the ice and snow and into the Conservative Money Raising Racket Industrial Complex.
Sarah Palin and her teabags... breathing new life into the floppy clown shoe industry and creating new jobs !
Oh, Governor-Quitter Palin. She's had her 15 minutes. In fact she owes us a few hours. Oh wait, her coffers are drying up and she's revving up to fill them up again. As a grifter she has never quit.
LOL You owe me a new keyboard.
"What The Hell Does Sarah Palin Want Now?--------------------------Her 2008 freshly plucked off her snowbank and a tiara jammed on her head ♪ glory days ♫ ♪♫ ...
She is just too stupid and narcissistic to realize that ♫♪ well they'll pass you by ♪♫ and her case, they already have.
Better not be in HD.
Put a positive hot wire in their other hand, and you're in business. 240 V should do the trick.
These Palin Fellatio Moments Brought to you by:•Brawny- premature accidents happen... and cleanups can be messy•Viagra- cuz you ain't no spring chicken!•Ronald Reagan Library- insert make shit up here
Only if we can watch it live on PPV, and all proceeds go to the American Wildlife Foundation.
OMG me too.
And a very loud flight attendant, BUH-BYE!
She should serve her energy for neighborhood brawls.
She got someone else to ghost cut and paste.
It's never easy to give up the Grift--so she'll never leave politics
I can imagine Sarah watching this editorial travesty over and over as she cries herself to sleep in the bedroom of a used doublewide. Kind of like Howard Hughes watching Ice Station Zebra.
What Makes Sarah Run?
The heart-warming rags to glitches story of a girl from the heartland who grifted her way thru the ice and snow and into the Conservative Money Raising Racket Industrial Complex.
How, dear Wonkette are we to comment on something that isn't there?