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Women working for the Heritage Foundation? How poorly educated, sad and hopeless they must be.

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“The statements that you have provided to me are false and it appears that the Heritage Foundation continues to trash my good name and professional reputation for their benefit.”

Man. That sounds fucking actionable.

You're about to get your ass handed to you, Heritage Foundation.

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This would depend on whether he actually has a good name and professional reputation. Sounds like he doesn't, to me.

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The Cultists may deny that the PAB has anything to do with Project 2025, but the document still mentions his name dozens of times, so as far as Project 2025 goes, they still have everything to do with him. (He didn't tell them to remove his name.) Agenda 47 is the Cliff's Notes version without any of the actual icky details, which is why he only has the concept of a plan for a lot of stuff going forward.

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All hail Agenda 47. We're all going to finally get our flying cars.

And they're going to be designed and built by Elon Musk.

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Ta, Robyn.

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Ah how fondly we remember Phllyllis Schllaflly, who almost single-handedly killed the ERA.

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i mean...look at that face.

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I don't believe that the Heritage Foundation would have an HR director, even an evil one. It doesn't jibe with their overall "Make America Grovel Again" ethos.

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"You TOLD people what was IN it! We expressly told you it was secret, you know? What part of "Wannsee Protocol" did you not understand!"

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If someone defames your "good name" then you have a basis to take them to court. If you don't take them to court then everyone can assume the allegations were true.

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Yeah, this is from last week, BUT...speaking of Heritage and what kind of woman would work for them? The young guy in this three-way is just an ummm...outlier.

https://substack.com/@craignixon/note/c-70262144

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Sometimes I wonder...does it really take ALL types?

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No, no it does not, but we got 'em anyway.

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Assuming that everyone involved in the authorship of the 900 page manifesto known as Project2025

isn't a total kook or idiot, a broad assumption I know, couldn't they have made better use of their time? Certainly not worth my time to read it. The index was enough to convince me it's just 900 pages of rambling craziness.

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The opening statement declared Communism, Fascism, Marxism, and Wokism all synonyms for Socialism, and I decided I didn't need to read any more of those 900+ pages.

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Dans' MAGA mug raises the powerful argument, 'Bring back cat pix!'

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I expect that any time now you'll be getting a Cease and Desist order from Wolfram and Hart, telling you to stop comparing them to the 2025 Project. Even demons have their standards.

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mr fuflans is out of town for a month ish and i am selling whatever crap i can get money for. i was about to sell all the buffy verse stuff but now i am conflicted.

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You learn so much here at Wonkette- I wasn't aware of Wolfram and Hart until your comment caused me to look them up.

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It's assholes all the way down!

Color me surprised that this guy's flagrant assholishness was too far for even THESE retrogrades.

I really have to question working for such an evil organization but a paycheck is a paycheck.

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Next thing you know, there'll be a bottom for Moms For Liberty.

Oh, wait...when Hitler ain't your bottom, there prob isn't one in sight...

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Oh they apparently had a bottom in the Moms for Liberty's freaky-deaky sexy scandal.

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So disgruntled extreme right wing man loses job, does that mean a mass shooting is coming?

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No, this only nets angry appearances on Gutfeld(!) and Jesse Watters.

NOW...if extreme right wing man loses job to trans person? Oh shit, begin active shooter plan.

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Hopefully he hits both of his feet.

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