Oh Hey It's Your Last Day To Buy Yay Cool Liberal Shwag For Christmas!
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Oh Hey It's Your Last Day To Buy Yay Cool Liberal Shwag For Christmas!
Oh Hey It's Your Last Day To Buy Yay Cool…
Oh Hey It's Your Last Day To Buy Yay Cool Liberal Shwag For Christmas!
HOLA SUCKERS. Just reupping this and saying get your orders in TODAY if you want them mailed by tomorrow and underneath the gay mistletoe for Christmas! OK BYE! Regular Wonkette readers all know already about the fine and fabulous merchandise they can get here from us, the dirty liberals at Wonkette, because we tell them ALL. THE. TIME. But perhaps you are not a slavish Wonkette reader, and you are having trouble figuring out what to buy for the War on Christmas for your depressed, gin-soaked loved one who is still having trouble "taking a shower" and "not being drunk" and just keeps mumbling and crying and mumble-crying! We, as always, are here to help! Hate Paypal? We finally -- FINALLLLLY -- made an option at our Wonkette Bazaar to buy with Amazon Pay! Message: we care?